Random Facts XXX

i had cake for breakfast 3 days in a row


i need to get rid of this uterus.

 

I say beat them with a large stick, that fixes my problems

 

I'm going to Florida in 2 days! I'm excited to be warm

 

sissy moe is going to florida and bringing me back some sand!

 

I was thinking some shells and beach glass and maybe a manatee or two

 

A good case of ovarian cancer should do the trick.

 

Don't forget a few snakes, alligators, and rat-size flying cockroaches.

 

Random Fact...I feel like running away from home...

 

cars in ditches..highways closed...idiot drivers

I love my 4 wheel drive

 

You? How come? Where would you run to? Inquiring minds want to KNOW.

rf: On the way home tonight I'll buy beer and pseudoephedrine. The latter is a chemical precursor for making methamphetamine, btw, but personally I'd rather have the pseudoephedrine. Beer is a precursor for excessive peeing.

 

dude...this is what i mean about your need to reply to every post....your material is so weak is it in bad taste...cancer?,,,fuck gizmo,,,think will ya?

 

On a much lighter note, I just had a couple of slices of pizza pie!....;-)

 

actually pseudoephedrine is decent alone.. if you dont abuse it. kinda like any other speed really, but only for a short term.. taken as directed If you have the 30mg, imo its to much for a simple sinus symptom , I myself like 15mg for moderate cold symptom but taken 120/180 mg to get a amp buzz

 

random fact...i was shoveling the snow with a shovel for the exercise and some idiot thought he would be helpful and plowed the place for free

guy must not know me because I have a plow truck...and a plow on the four wheeler...and about five snowblowers :d...at least I got it half to 3/4 done before he helped

 

i feel we have seen the last accumulative snow fall.

 

we always get the best storms in march

 

Sears can suck my mother fucking shaft

 

I'm going to Cali tomorrow night!!! Woot! So excited to get back home

 

i put my toenail clips into the houseplants.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ka2nkIi2I&feature=feedrec_grec_index"]YouTube - Kids In The Hall - Ham of Truth
thats fn good ham..