Okay so tomorrow i have a drug test for a patient registration job at the hospital.. i have to go to this TLC health office about 25 mins away to take it (office is located on the prison grounds!). i have already got clean piss though.. i'm giving an acquaintance's little brother 50$ to piss for me.. he should be stopping by tonight.. i plan on putting it in a 3oz mini travel shampoo bottle (easily fits into a pocket) and putting it in the fridge till tomorrow. my drug test is at 1pm. my main question is; what temperature do i want it, and how do i get it to this temperature? considering that its being done at a lab im sure the temperature is going to have to be accurate within a few degrees.. anybody know what temp range im looking for here? and how i get it there? just microwave it? i was thinking of buying a digital thermometer and microwaving it to like 10 degrees hotter than it needs to be, in order to account for cooling in the time it takes to drive there... idk though.. this would be a nice job.. 9.50/hr + benefits.. and 40 hr weeks. so really trying to make this work out. any help is much appreciated.. thanks guys
Keep the bottle in your pants before you go in. It will get to the right temperature if it is against your skin. Technically it would be a few degrees warmer inside of you-but against your skin is fine. I did the same thing years ago and ran the bottle under the sink (hot water) before giving it to them I just told them I washed it off first. Good luck.
oh wow, it will be that easy? if thats the case, should i just not refridgerate it at all? just keep it room temperature and stick it in my pocket 2-3 hours before the test to get up to body temperature? thanks for the advice
Refrigerate it overnight. It would be best if you could get it in the morning. But it probably doesn't make a difference. They probably won't run the test right away anyway.
alright thanks my plan then is to put it in the fridge tonight, take it out around 9am tomorrow morning and keep it in my pocket till it gets nice and warm. i will also have a hand warmer in my other pocket, should it not feel hot enough in the cup, i will just press the hand warmer to the outside of it... if they hear running water when a 21 year old guy is taking a drug test, i would think they might suspect dilution.. i was talking to a friend who stopped by the other night.. he had to take a drug test for a job at a cookie manufacturing plant a few years ago.. he said that they DID test temperature on the spot, and told him whether he passed or failed before he ever left the building.. thats the only thing that has me worried then again i really have no clue, no experience with this kind of stuff. im hoping all goes okay
I wouldn't recommend keeping it in your pocket. You need to put it in up against your skin(like Kevin said). Maybe between your legs or something, so it reaches body temperature.
alright, ill definitely keep it against my skin. another thing, i was just briefly looking up employment drug testing, and i read this article that said most places have you strip down and put on a hospital gown before you take the test, to reduce the likelyhood of sneaking in clean piss.. so im thinking that im just going to keep it lightly taped as close to my gooch as possible.. that way even if i gotta strip down boxers will cover it. but also, if they actually come in and hover over me i am pretty much fukt.. gonna be way too obvious.. ahhh fuck im nervous!
Shit, I've never had to strip down for a pre-employment drug test. They usually just give me a cup and tell me to leave the sample on the back of the toilet when I'm finished. lol I have no clue how they do it in NY though.
ah right on man yeah the only place i've ever heard of that is online just now.. never heard of anyone having to strip down or anything myself. cool, just keeping my fingers crossed from here on out
Try to put it in a squeeze bottle that you could keep down your underwear and 'piss' out of your fly if you needed. I've heard of people being watched from behind.
ok so it ended up working out okay! heres how it went down.. at like 11 am i microwaved the mini travel shampoo bottle with this piss inside.. i did it for 25 seconds and checked the temp.. 108 degrees. so i let it sit on the counter, came back 5 minutes later and it had already dropped about 15 degrees! so then i taped it up under my gooch, and an hour later i checked the temperature of it again... it was 84 degrees. so i knew i needed some kind of heat source that would keep it above 90 degrees during the 40 or so minutes it took from the time i left my house to the time i would be actually taking the test (about 30 min drive there). so i went to the store and bought a two pack of handwarmers, i opened both of them and they got nice and warm.. so i taped one to each side of the shampoo bottle, and taped the whole thing under my gooch. then i drove straight to the place, and just hoped that it was warm enough. so i get there, and got kind of nervous cause i had to turn my pockets inside out, give her my wallet and any other possesions i had on me. then i had to do some paperwork, and finally she took me to the bathroom. she threw some blue liquid dye into the toilet, and then stood outside the bathroom in the hallway. when i gave her the sample she had to fill out a little sheet.. one of the questions said something like "sample must be checked for temperature within 4 minutes, temperature must be between 90-100 degrees. was the sample proper temp?" and she put yes. so all in all, i just got me a pretty legit ass job edit: oh yeah they didnt test the sample on spot either. they collected it there, and they send it out to a lab. i should know within a week.. but i have 100% confidence in the source of the clean piss so i already know i passed! thanks again for everyones help!
Congrats Do you think that automatically means you have the job or do you have to go through a second interview or something?
i automatically got the job when the test results come back. i already went in for two interviews.. the drug test is one of the final steps of the hiring process. once the drug test results come back, i will have to go back to that office for a physical health screening i guess. but after that im hired. and training will be 1.5-2 months and i will get full 40 hour weeks during that time.. starts at $9.50 too. after the first two months, my weekly hours will change but should hang right around 30hrs/week at the very lowest. my friends been working EVS in the same hospital for about 3 years, and he's already gotten a couple raises and makes just under 11$. after 90 days, i can also get benefits thanks a bunch for all your help! tried to give you rep but i gotta spread it around. one of the most consistently helpful posters i've ever seen on here.. big props kevinH
Yea thanks-just glad everything is working out. You can both come to Philly this summer to smoke me out and we'll go sailing for a few days.
nice job on the temperature. I laughed so hard when you said you taped the hand warmers to each side of the shampoo bottle and taped the whole thing under your gooch. :rofl:
^thank you lol yeah it was a little uncomfortable to say the least the shampoo bottle was the kind that had a flip-top cap, and i was worried i might accidentally squeeze it too hard while it was up in my gooch and the cap would fly open, spraying me with someone elses piss... fortunately, that did not happen lol
