And now for something, completely different.

Tell us about an awesomely bizarre thing that has happened in your past :sunny:

 

when i was 16 i ate a half-ounce bag of fresh, wet shrooms and fell asleep

when i woke up my bedroom was like the inside of a fireworks display - and i'd forgotten about the shrooms

fortunately my brain summoned up a trusted voice to talk me down a bit, remind me of the shrooms, let me know everything was going to be okay

[thanks, jimi]

 

When I was 11, I genuinely believed I could speak to dolphins.

One day, I ended up on a nationwide (Ireland) radio station making retarded dolphin noises, trying to convince a nation of my supernatural abilities.

Needless to say, I was a weird child. :smoking:

 

pulled a stripper. still pleased with that one.

 

Pulling a stripper, thats awesome

 

i was barking at my dog yesterday. she got really excited... i think i told her i'd score her some dope or something.

 

I used to "pray" to Santa Claus around Christmas.

 

Lived in Seattle. Met some girls that invited my friend and I to a party,but they had to work at a little sandwich shop 'till 9:00. The shop was owned by 2 brothers and when we showed up early to pick them up, the brothers said we could wait upstairs in their apartment 'till they got off. We smoked a huge joint and followed them upstairs and sat down on a couch, blazed out. All of a sudden an Elvis song started and without a word ,the brothers came into the room and started lip synching the song with choreographed movements in a dramatic fashion!! Blew us the fuck away-we didn't even know the guys--we froze up on the couch while they did their thing and stuttered around about leaving when they were done and we left. Never went back. Always wondered about the party we didn't go to.

 

When I was 13, I got super baked and whatever we smoked was definitely laced...They were painting my apartment building at the time and the railings were wet with fresh, black paint...so my boyfriend decided to paint KORN on the wall with the wet black paint. I went home later on and all traces of him doing that were gone...

I still wonder if I was actually dreaming that or if it happened and they covered it up quickly...the whole high felt like a weird dream...

 

A hamster ran up the inside of my trouser leg once! I had to drop them to get it out the top! I refuse to describe the scene that surrounded this incident. Needless to say I made a total arse of myself. The hamster lived to tell the tail by the way!

 

it really was, though it's not as seedy as it sounds. she was really lovely, and i was only there on a stag do - we hit it off on a personal level.

 

I didn't know my last name until I was six.

 

Did you ever see her again after that?

 

i've never gone back, i'm not one for strip clubs usually. it was never really spoken about, to be fair i don't think i could date a stripper :biker:

 

ha ha, seven for me

and 28 before i realized that one was wrong too

that kind of stuff is so normal for me that the only thing that seemed weird was the jimi apparition

though there was that time that two egyptian cats materialized in my room and warned me that my ill-tempered rat had gotten loose [not high that time]

 

I used to have clear hallucinations until I was about ten every now and then. I've seen a hologram type thing of a policeman just running in place in front of my bed for hours at night. I've seen pictures moving (I had a Flinstones picture and it would come into full life all the time) I would always see my dog walk into a door and then walk out of another one on the other side of the house. I used to see really crazy shit and I got used to it. Sometimes I still see things like strange creatures made of some sort of clear jelly or something sitting at the side of my bed before I crawl into it at night. I've accepted all these things and they're not really weird to me anymore. For split seconds sometimes I see myself in a different reality. I'll be pushing a shopping cart and it'll turn into a jet ski and I'll be in the ocean riding it at full speed then I'll pop back into what I am. I have my theories on what these things mean but I'm also completely clueless haha.

 

I caught 2 fish on one line.. that's bizarre

 

Dropper?

 

The first time I drank alcohol with friends was during the day with a couple 40 oz of mickeys, I got offered crystal meth right after that on the same day.

 

I ran out of things to think of once. It lasted about a minute but it was fucking horrible.