my mom is going to fucking kill me

I just realized I lit the trash can outside on fire today with one of my cigarettes. It is melted and I can't go around to the side of the house and unlock the gate to throw it out without her knowing. shit

 

Doh!!!!

 

Uh-oh... Melt it all the way and bury it or something...

 

Bury the evidence, quit smoking and deny there ever being a trash can..

 

are you not supposed to be smoking?

though it sucks either way. i hope it turns out well for you!!!

 

Um why can't you go outside when she's asleep?

 

thisismike "Bury the evidence, quit smoking and deny there ever being a trash can.."


or you can do that....

 

blame the neighbor kid...................that little bastard!

 

You are 23? You were smoking outside and it happened that you did not put it out and trashed the trash can.....you work.....buy a new one and say sorry and thank god we did not have a false alarm that cost us money.

You could also look cute and hum puff the magic dragon.

 

errrrr I can go outside but I can't go to where the big trash cans are to throw it away without waking her up. I am going to try and get it through the front door or hide it.

 

no it's not the trash can my mom's biggest fear is that the house will catch on fire and the dogs will be trapped inside. so nothing really riles her up at all but I think this one might

 

It was an accident. Just buy her a new one

 

can't no one can get back there without a key ):

 

do ya'll understand that it is not the trash can itself but rather that thehouse could have caught on fire. We have a million green plastic trash cans. I have a plan I just have to wait untill it's really late or wake up really early.

 

so if no one can get back there without a key, you dispose of it, then she notices its missing? then what are you going to say?

 

I think I'm a couple of posts behind here

 

I am going to put another green trash can there so she won't know. The thing is that it's not not getting lectured on fire safety that I want to avoid rather I don't want her worrying about fires anymore than she actually does.

 

So drag it down the friggin block and dump it on someone elses curb for pick up.....no biggy....

From now on take out a bit of water in the future to put out your but
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Good luck.....go drag your garbage down the block.

23?

 

ah, I see said the really slow guy......

 

..........YES she is 23 years old....LOL