Today when we were at Bill's Family Christmas party during the prayer before we eat, his Aunt's dog Rascal came over to me and humped my leg. I couldn't get the dog off of me. I was trying so hard not to bust a gut or draw any attention to me during the prayer but I wanted the dog off my leg.
A few years ago I had some female employees who would hump my leg on wednesdays, especially if I came into work in a bad mood. it was rather funny
Ummm Smoking......now wait that was another thread. Too funny.....dogs are like kids they do what they should not and then sit there like, what did I do.... Hope you were not having T boner steak. That would just be too much.
my males dog pees on peoples legs ): sorry you got mounted Laura unless it was with a distinguished looking breed than you go
oh dear...one time i went to hang out with my sister while she was housesitting...well i was on my period and the huge dog was in heat....the two worked together very very well...the dog pinned me to the coach and started humping me. i was so embarrassed. it took christina and john to get him off of me... lol...i will have to call and remind her of that.
Rascal is only a lil' Boston Terrior. He snorts and makes the funniest sounds. He followed me everywhere yesterday. Maybe it was my perfume he liked. I didn't know a dog can sense a humans monthy thing. I know that wasn't it for me but I will keep that in mind the next time it is. Ryan...how many times would you go to work in a bad mood on Wednesdays? I forgot Wednesdays are hump day.
Oh god.. I feel so sorry for you... haha, and I know what it feels like because it's happened to me thrice in my lifetime.
