REQUEST - separate boards for oral and ..urgkh... anal?

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by diltz, Mar 8, 2011.

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  1. diltz

    diltz Member

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    like the title says..... We have a mouth, with lips and a tongue, to eat, to savour tastes, and to express ourselves, in many different ways.

    We have an ass so our body can dump out excrement - biological waste - which is then prone to bacteria, germs, all kinds of pathogens, and if not disposed of carefully, causes infections, diseases, etc etc.

    To me, putting these two on the same message board is like keeping food in the toilet bowl, or taking a shit in the kitchen sink or something.
     
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    you sure talk a lot of shit..... So whats the problem?/..
     
  3. diltz

    diltz Member

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    "talk a lot of shit" ...you mean "about" shit, or you mean what i say is shit? good one either way :D

    .....problem? none that i didn't explain clearly in the first post.
     
  4. walsh

    walsh Senior Member

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    I'd like an aural board, personally.
     
  5. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Canadians always causing problems.

    I think it's a perfect match
     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Ok, maybe if they renamed this forum to something along the line of, "non-vaginal penetrative sex"?

    Honestly, I don't really see a problem with the two being in the same forum. What I do see is that you seem to have a hang up toward anal sex. That's alright, we're all different. But you may want to read up a bit ore on Anal sex. That it can be performed in a sanitary fashion, too. And the mouth generally has more bacteria than, say a healthy vagina. Something to keep in mind. ;)
     
  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i just did ass to mouth with my neighbor, how do you feel about that?
     
  8. walsh

    walsh Senior Member

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    Actually we do that with our penises and vaginas as well. Oral is like licking a urinal.
     
  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Pics Or It Didn't Happen...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. InvisibleLantern

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    Mannnn, you NEVER go ass to mouth.
     
  11. diltz

    diltz Member

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    uh.. like alternative_thinker said, "to each his own" ....which raises the question, how did your neighbour feel about it =)

    Yeah but piss is actually sterile because of its acidity, and it stays so for a while after exiting the body. As gross as it sounds, you'll never get an infection from it, at least not directly. (personally i'm grossed out by shit a LOT more, but still...)
     
  12. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    whats wrong with shitting in the kitchen sink...usually after i wipe my pecker on the curtains i head straight for the kitchen for a big ol dump...i have one of those spray hoses on my sink so its kinda like my bidet
     
  13. Keenman

    Keenman Senior Member

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    Here's a thought-If the thread title mentions Anal-Ignore it-Don't read it-let's not redo an entire forum because you have some shit phobia.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    personally, i would rather just have one big love and sex forum that encompasses all aspects. i miss a lot of threads because i don't bother to check all the subforums all the time.
     
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    PineMan Senior Member

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    You've probably all heard about the fact that your food preparation surface has more bacteria on it that your toilet seat.

    Simple answer - use you food preparation surface as a toilet & your toilet to prepare food.
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    So What You Are Really Saying Here Is, When I Want To "Toss My Salad" I

    Should Do It In The Throne Room....:eek:..?



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. Triple Ace

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    There are a few reasons I think it should remain together.

    Firstly, the mouth and the anus are actually just different ends of the same tract known as the alimentary canal.

    The ass just like the mouth is not specifically built for sex. The mouth is not meant for kissing or oral sex primarily, it is meant for 3 main things: communication, eating, and drinking.

    The mouth is FULL of bacteria just like the anus.

    If the idea that eating a woman's ass is disgusting because she shits out of there then you have to remember, every month she bleeds profusely from her vagina; and not just blood but unused endometrial lining as well.

    Life is dirty, that's why the universe gave you an immune system.
     
  18. BeazyT

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    Scienze Iz Keen!
     
  19. MaxPatlick

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    aw beaten :(
     
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