CONFESS-your *secret* hipforums crush

What, I thought I was your Love Slave?

*whines*

*makes pie anway*

I hope, mistress, that you plan to do something naughty with the pie.

 

Well.. we could feed each other the pie while fucking like satanist monkeys!

 

oohhh... you're twisted. But I have something more kinky....

Can I eat the Pie out of your ass?

 

...or your, eh, "love tunnel"

 

Hahahah.. sure.. just make sure you use some of that whipped cream for a smooth insertion.

But make sure you eat it all; I don't want butt rot.

 

I will... and Can I rub your back, by the fireside, after we're done???

 

Woooahhh! I insist!! mmmmm...

*drools*

 

and can we have some Wine?

 

Awww.. look, you've morphed from a manwore into a charmer!

P.S. - I love wine.

 

and will you drink some of my blood off of the cut in my chest?

 

Only if i can make the cut.. I'll even grow my fingernails really long just for you.

 

awsome... and then can you take some of the blood in your mouth, kiss me, and pass it back and forth beetween our mouths and the lick each other to smear it all over our faces?

 

hell yes. then we can take pictures and sell them on the internet for lots of money, for with which to buy more wine.

 

I like how you think. And, as Colenzo would ask, Can we lick each other's eyeballs?

 

oh fuck yes! i love touching other peoples' eyeballs. i always ask people to touch mine.. its fun. kind of like a warm grape.

 

yep, I would love eating your snot. or drinking your piss. or consuming your [enter any bodily secretion here]

 

Hahahha
You're insane.
Isn't drinking piss supposed to be healthy.. ? Or something?

I'll consume your saliva.

 

Oh and if you want you can lick me 'cause that tastes salty!

 

I have a crush on myself cause I just looked in the mirror and, "I'm dead sexy you know"

 

well I'm all horny now...........


The lady I want to bang all day would be in for a treat. Bath, hot oil massage, licking, nibbling, etc. all over, a very long drawn out foreplay session, ending in some cunning linguistics that may take quite some time to finish. Then inexorably slow lovemaking for as long as I can bear to go at a snails pace.

Then a good hour of sexercise, practicing each position I know, and if she knows some more, by all means. Then the grande finale........fucking. Wild uninhibited fucking with total wild abandon, no holds barred, intensive, sweaty, exhausting, vigorous, fucking.

I wish I could say her name............no I don't.
No way I could.

sorry