if jesus were to come now, what would he be?

a politician?
a musician?
a priest?

I don't think the robe-wearing sandle look would work... and which country would he spend most of his time in? What do you think?

 

He'd be a late night talk show host, and he'd hang in Canada cuz he could stay at my place.

 

He would see the world and commit seppuku.

 

I think he'd get a boyfriend and push for legalization of gay marriage.


Haha, that would cause quite the stir...

 

He'd Be A Hippie

 

A gay one, pushing for legalization of gay marriage.

 

I wonder how many people voted for George W. Bush to consciously bring about the Apocalypse.

You bastards.

 

Never thought of that, if I could vote, I would have. That armageddon thing is way overdue.

 

Do ya mean that people can only except old pics of Jesus wearing a robe & sandals because he's no longer here? If he came back with the same outfit & long hair then people wouldn't except him....what ever happened to the saying "don't judge a book by its cover" or "don't judge a man by what ya see on the outside"

 

I'm not a Christian, but I vote for none of the above. The first two would be much too extravagant lifestyles for Jesus, and the third would be much too self-righteous.

I think he'd be a homeless guy, or a convict, or some other person that society has deemed deviant and shunned.

 

i think he would be himself without putting a label on himself or carry a limitation of his label.

jesus may have been the first feminist but i doubt he'd be gay because he was celibate.

 

nuh uh

he had kids with Mary Magdalene, his wife, and probably had a rich and satisfying sex life.

 

The whole world knows his name... he'd have groupies all over him, like Elvis and Mick Jagger did.

 

and where does that way of thinking come from?

 

been passed down for as long as the new testement. The Knights Templar were a group that originally took thier oaths to protect the descendents of Mary Magdalene and Jesus.

 

give me more details

 

sorry all my info is from the history channel, you can google it yourself.

 

Hmmm there was something like this in this big AIM convo I had last nite... if Jesus is considered god, and is the son of god, wouldn't he have to somehow go back in time, fornicate with Mary, and then be the father of himself? I don't get it....

 

thats incest, plus mary was a virgin, remember......it wasn't just Joseph and Mary saving their skins by making up a whopper to cover up some premarital hanky panky.

 

no, mary was impregnated by the holy spirit.