Flirting at the Chippy

Hello,

just came back from the chippy. The lady at the chip pan tried to flirt with me. But I was a little bit undecided. Well, to be precise I wasn't undecided, it was fear. She always has this evil grin while she rams her huge fork into the poor soulless chicken carcasses rotating on the spit.

Regards
Gyro

 

haha she sounds lovely

 

Hello,

oh yes, she is. Not as lovely as you are, I must confess after seeing your picture. But she isn't overly pretty or overly ugly, she is nice. But she has this strange facial expression while working with the roast chickens.

Regards
Gyro

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i wish our chip shop was open on a sunday

it's sex and free chips... you should marry her :mickey:

 

Hello,

well, there are not much more shops open here on a sunday evening. Maybe the kebab shop and the petrol station.

I will consider the marriage thing. There are chances that I see her again next sunday .

Regards
Gyro

 

there's my chippy!

 

If anyone flirts with me I'm game to flirt back. Doesn't mean you're going to do anything.

 

Lol what a cute post. Umm yeah i'd be scared of her too lol but then maybe she just has a weird concentrating face.. some people do. I have a friend who looks like she's chewing gum on one side of her mouth when she's concentrating (it's actually her tounge) it looks very odd lol.

 

Hello,

we all know how this will end. One day I am the chicken - with a fork in my behind and an evil grinning woman next to me...

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

concentrating face? Hmyeah, die little fluffy chicken, die .

Once in a train I sat next to a sleep woman. The tip of her tongue hung a little bit out of her mouth . She looked somewhat cute with that.

Regards
Gyro

 

When It Does, Don't Forget Us........."Pics Or It Didn't Happen"....



Cheers Glen.

 

Sounds like the perfect woman if you ask me!

 

I think you need to take a risk here and explore this further.

She sounds like a lovely lady with a little fork.

Be brave!

 

walk in naked, holding a rubber chicken. i must admit, i do like your chances.

 

And What Pray Tell Happens If Her Aim Is Off, And She Miss's The Chicken

And Stabs His "Rooster"..*cock*.. Instead..?....



Cheers Glen.

 

haha, well thankyou

 

I'm pleasantly surprised this thread doesn't have a single American asking what a chippy is in it.

 

Hello,

that is what gets you going. I'm shocked

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

would you rescue me if this experiment turn for the worse?

Regards
Gyro