Alright that was really bad and I was coming off K when i made it but here's another one that is probably just as stupid but at least a bit more interesting.
A new reality show called "Maze in a haze" premieres where 4 contestants are guided blindfolded through a maze filled with ivy walls to the center where they are finally allowed to take their blindfolds off and see loads of cash before them. They are then guided blindfold back out through the maze. The 4 contestants each take a different psychedelic and have to navigate their way through the maze and the first to the center wins the money. One contestant takes acid an hour before the start, one takes ecstasy 45 minutes before, one takes ketamine right at the start, and one takes mushrooms an hour prior to start. The ketamine contestant takes an early lead but all of a sudden collapses to the ground and forgets what his objective is. 30 minutes later it comes to him but he is far behind at this point. The ecstasy contestant did well for awhile but she is stumbling a bit and can't make her mind up on which direction to go, she leans against a wall and starts rubbing up against the ivy and tries to figure out where to go next. The mushroom contestant keeps getting lost but backtracks when he needs to and is slowly finding his way. The acid contestant is clearly in the lead and he all but has the competition won when he takes a wrong turn dead end. As he looks at ivy on this wall it looks like poison ivy which he fell in growing up. All of a sudden this repressed memory makes him start panicking and he loses all concentration. The mushroom contestant takes the lead and ends up winning. The reporters afterwards asked for tips and strategies on how he found his way. All the reporters got out of the contestant is that he's won with nature.
Well then...according to the OP, that would be an MO...or if it was "hot" then it would be an HMO....hahahahahahahahhahahaha :frown: