good bye captain crunch cereal..

oh man! i feel like i'm older then dirt on this matter.
:sad:

i remember when captain crunch first came on the market.
being a young kid at that time, we kids drove our parents nuts with all our whining and temper tamturns to get them to buy us all captain crunch.

i think the last time i ate any captain crunch, i was around 13 years old.
i was one hell of a sugar junkie back then.
now i don't like the taste sweets any longer... i'm a salt junkie today.
salt and sugar are both hell on the body in excess.

you all know what i like as a "cold cereal now?
it is small pretzel twists with plain soya milk.
i know, i'm as twisted as a pretzel in the head if i consider that to be a "cold cereal."

 

I thought I heard this wasn't true, but I could be pulling this out of my ass.

 

Well, if you're pulling it out of your ass, you better CRAM it back in there, cuz Cap'n Crunch is the SHIT!

:smilielol5:

 

I used to eat captain crunch with berries when i had the munchies..well damn. I hope they don't stop making fruity pebbles..them fuckers lol.

 

Dear Fans,

Thanks to everyone who was asking about me!

I was accused of molesting several children who were left in my care, but don’t worry, I’m back and not going anywhere. The accusations of molestation were dropped when it was discovered the prosecutions psychologist used hypnotherapy which is inadmissible in court and may have created false memories of rape. (Ok, I may have copped a feel or two but there was never any penetration)

I’m excited to be on Facebook and Twitter... a brand new adventure for me!”

Your friend and good buddy Cap'n Crunch


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then you can use it for brick mortar. When it dries, nothing can remove it.

 

W.T.F. ? No more captain ? Yet another product of my childhood bites the dust.
At least I still have the scar tissue on the roof of my mouth , to prove I was the captains bitch . T hat's right I was in the game a player not just a spectator . Damn , I'm gonna miss the captain ! Especially the peanut butter kind . It was the only cereal that NEVER got soggy in milk . Shit you could talk on the phone , play video games or a game of tennis come back and ole captain was still hard as a rock , crunchy and firm . Oh , memories how sweet they are .

I hope the captain went down with the ship ! And is buried at sea . Treat him Davey Jones .

Aye, Aye captain See you on the other side !

 

teh cap'n is not going anywhere

it is astonishing in this era that people still do not know how to search the internet

 

It also leads me to believe we could start a rumor here and have it spread like wildfire. I just wish I was more creative.

 

http://healthland.time.com/2011/03/10/capn-crunch-will-not-retire-but-he-probably-should/