I love when...

i love it when i cum in your mom's ass and your sister sucks it out

 

Dude, we have the same mom! uke:

 

i love it when you stumble across an outdoor grow-op in the forest

 

Oh! I love Mcdonalds fries and their honey mustard when I'm high!!!

 

the emotion of gratitude

 

more acurately feeling gratitude

 

I love when you have a horribly terrible day where everything goes wrong, you get home, smoke some green, and suddenly nothing else matters and you have a bag of animal crackers and a jar of nutella.

 

i love lamp. lmao.

-when you rip a bong so hard that you enter a hysterical coughing fit. you know, that rare bong rip that hits you so hard that you can hardly breathe for a few minutes. it hurts so good.

-when you have a buncha kief saved up

 

I love when you start laughing your ass off when really stoned and can't stop...geeking is what I've always called it, is that what everyone calls it? It used to happen to me all the time when I first started smoking and it can be really embarrassing but damnit it feels so good. It happened to me for the first time in years the other day, I laughed for like ten minutes straight.

 

I love when the earth turns into everything is made out of Legos

 

I like the vibes of likeminded people chilling together enjoying the same thing. Especially if it's my winampplaylist

 

Wow, this is a great thread. I love optimism and I love great stoner moments. Three instantly come to mind.
1. The Dead concert May 5, 2009- me and my best friend just finished smoking a joint when my dad comes back to the seats bringing us hotdogs. Perfect!
2. My girlfriend and I were smoking a bowl at the bottom of her driveway a few days after Chicago's huge snow storm (February 2011) when her dad comes out to leave for the store. He spent 5 minutes trying to drive their old t-bird up the hill on their driveway, sliding the car everywhere, reverse, drive, reverse, drive, etc and he must have been flooring it too! We were out there laughing our asses off the whole time, then went inside and had sex
3. Any concert I attend with my dad (especially Umphrey's McGee) when he gets up, I pack a few hits from my dugout, then he comes back with a few beers.

God, I love my life!!
4. When I get off work and my store manager and I drive around blazing ="

 

I like sitting in the passenger seat with a milkshake and a joint going around hitting the highway blasting some Black sabbath I don't like to drive stoned myself at all. I guess since I don't have my own car and don't drive a lot I rather stay sober when I do get to drive. And of course because I easily get confused

 

NOTHING beats driving/riding around while smoking, or just stoned out of your mind, with some music blasting through the speakers

I miss the days when I was smoking multiple ounces every week, just driving around smoking blunts with a couple of friends on backroads/dirtroads on sunny days with some loud ass music playing. That's paradise, as far as I'm concerned:sifone:

 

god I love driving around stoned, by myself or with others. Back before my car was a piece of shit I used to drive around the country by myself during the springtime every morning, listen to the grateful dead, smoke a joint, and stop in random places and pick wildflowers. Man..now that its spring again I'm going to have to do that again soon.

that reminds me of another thing I love to do...pack a bowl and go through one of those drive thru car washes and fog out the car.

 

YES!!! haha My cousin and myself used to stop at car washes a couple of times per day to smoke. You can smoke freely without having to watch for cops or other nosey folks.

 

If I go alone I take my bicycle.

 

i love cracking eggs one-handed... successfully. i always feel so cool when i do it!

 

hell yes I've smoked in a car wash before too

I've heard you say this before I just wish I could crack one open correctly for once. I don't get how to do it!

 

you basically use either your thumb or ring and pinky to spread the shell apart