Coffee is AMAZING vs. almost shit my pants.

I get to work this morning and feel a poo coming on. probably 45mins to an hour away. You know what i mean....You stop and think to yourself "I'm going to poo soon"

I make a cup of coffee. Pick it up....smell it....

my body reacts.

I have to shit. like now. like RIGHT NOW.

I take a sip.....bad move.

I had to do that special walk all the way to the shitter.

Shit came out like a pressurized missile.

Anyone else react to coffee just from smelling it or taking one sip?

GOOD MONDAY MORNING BROCHACHOS!!!!!!!!!!

 

can't say that I've had that happen but when I used to get generic Big Y coffee, I'd almost always throw up after a cup

 

:rofl:

 

I felt like such an idiot because I didn't realize why I was puking so much! I feared I was pregnant until I stopped drinking that coffee...then I was scared at the stupidity haha

 

Well it's not funny if you were actually getting sick.

Glad you eliminated that coffee.

 

They say people with IBS have the instantaneous shitting problem when drinking coffee

 

Are you an IBSer?

I'm begining to think that IBS is now at least part of my GI issues. No Fun.

 

if you're asking me if i sometimes nearly shit my pants, the answer is no. that's all you baby.

 

Great story, OP. Never happened to me (stomach of steel- ate bad macaroni salad just last night that put everyone in the bathroom for the rest of the day and I was fine), but that sure was hilarious to read. :smilielol5:

 

I wish I didn't know quite so much about your morning really...I do hope the rest of your day doesn't go to shit though.

 

I love that feeling when you shit 2 kilo's in 1 split second. For optimal result you should smoke a cig with that coffee.

 

Coffee is good for flushing out the system.

 

Another cast iron stomach here finding this thread funny as fuck! My partner has that "got to go now" thing though!

 

whenever i eat velveeta shells and cheese i have to head to the bathroom and squirt out most of the meal about halfway through. coffee gives me at least 15-20 minutes though.

 

I like when I eat a bunch of pancakes before I go to bed.. and have my morning coffee...

A good analogy would be: a truck running over a tube of toothpaste..

scat poo..

 

This is like the second post about feces that you've made..... :bobby:

 

not all like that but coffee does assist my morning "regularness"

 

Im regularly irregular

 

Coffee is shitty. I've never liked it.

 

Hahahahah!!!! tooo funny, ''probably 45mins to an hour away'' that made me laugh hahahha