The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Just seen today:

Fight crime
Shoot back!

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What would John Wayne do?

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If I throw a stick
will you go away?
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Wind, I saw this one for the first time last summer! It was so small I only noticed it because the car was parked; I continued to remember it and chuckled about it throughout that day! Awesome.

 

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I like this one the best of ones posted.

I seen one awhile back that said "Never thought i'd say this but..i sure miss Nixon" In jest to George Bush Jr

 

Seen today:

Don't let your mind wander
It's too little to be left alone​

 

"Sara Palin in 2012 because the world is going to end anyway."
"Want to see God, keep texting while driving."
One on my car:
"Elephants & jackasses are just dumb animals."

 

"When you realize that everything that exists comes from nothing that is something, then it's easy to wear stripes with plaid.-Einstein"

 

Politicians and Diapers
Need to be Changed.
For the same reason.....:-D

 

Seen today:

Hit me
I need the money
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Beer contains vitamin PEE.....;-D

 

We hoped for Change & Got Unemployment.
.. Thanks Obama..

 

Driver carries no cash, he's married......;-D

 

Ass,
Gas,
or Grass
~ No one rides for free

 

Want to get laid??
Crawl up a chickens ass and just wait.....;-D

 

"My kid is an honor student and my president is an idiot"

lol

 

Recently seen:

Guns kill people, just like spoons
made Rosie O'Donnell fat.​

 

I came across one awhile back:

"How's My Driving?
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

kind of dumb, but it had me in stitches for some reason, haha

 

LMFAOOOO this had me on the floor