Someone actually handled shit!

So I live on the beach and I have this walk way to the beach from my fence. Well any way for the past few weeks I’ve been noticing dog shit at the end of my walk way. At first I didn’t think anything of it cause it’s like not on the walk way and I thought u know dogs will be dogs, but today I noticed that the shit was placed on a piece of drift wood at the end of the walk way and a latex glove next to it. The shit looked like it had been moved and placed there. I don’t know how to feel about it, do I get offended by it or do I just let it go. It’s not the shit that bothers me its more the fact that someone would do something like that, like what have a done to offend them?>

 

Perhaps, if said doo belongs to your dog, they may be encouraging you to pick it up.

 

They probably thought it was your dog. Some people get pissed about that, for some reason.

 

its not its the beach so i always bury my dogs poo
who would dig it up?

 

Maybe someone with another dog that found it, or who's seen you do it.

Either way, that's pretty fucking inconsiderate of you, if it's a beach that you don't personally own in it's entirety.

 

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I'd much rather see a turd and change course to avoid it than sink my shoes in a secret hot fudge sundae. Just sayin'. ;P Maybe somebody hit one of your chocolate landmines and decided to let you know?

 

A few have already hit one of the important things about this...

There is the other issue that nobody has mentioned yet;

Seriously? You walked past this for weeks and ignored it?

I can't wait to hear the story about the dead fish smell coming from your closet that you didnt do anything about for weeks....

 

I don’t just kick sand over it I legit bury it. I thought it was better for the environment then if I used a plastic bag to throw it away. Maybe it’s not a good idea to bury it but the beach isn’t open to the public it’s like only for the people on the block except for in the summer when it’s open to the entire neighborhood for a small fee. So like now it is empty and is generally used for dog walking and lots of people let their dog’s poo and no one cleans it. I went through the trouble of burying it and it’s like I’m being singled out. On top of all this when I looked at the shit it’s far too big to be my dogs shit.

 

You weren't singled out unless you are the one who is culpable. It is the shit that was pointed out.

 

good job putting it in the ground, that's where shit goes

not in another wasteful fucking stupid plastic bag that the world doesn't need anymore of

 

Symbolism;

A piece of drift wood

A turd

A glove

A turd was placed on a piece of driftwood (which comes from the beach - which is where you bury dog shit) next to a latex gove (symbolizing a hand).

When translated by common sense this means;

Pick up your dog shit and don't bury it on the fucking beach.

 

I'd much rather have shit on my foot than tons of landfills all over the world full with stuff that could have easily decomposed on it's own if you let nature take it's course

 

I’m not even going to bury it any more. If it was put there because someone dug up some of my dogs shit then they should have just came to me or like left a note or something. If I thought people would have a problem with it I wouldn’t have done it and all any one needed to do was tell me. For someone to be so small like this, is just really rude and I don’t like it. So from now on I will walk em twice a day and I won’t even acknowledge the shit. Game on sugar game on!

 

That's just being ignorant, and a bad dog owner. If you're offended by the length someone went to to get the message across, think of how they feel. I doubt they just dug up your dog's shit. Chances are they probably stepped in it and they knew who buries it on the beach.

You might as well just huck into the ocean when you're done. Pick it up and put it in a bag and into the damn garbage.

You don't see kids just dropping trou on the beach and cranking out a loaf then making their parents bury it. Besides, if you start letting your dog just shit where it likes, next time you'll probably have a message that's a little more direct than a log and a piece of driftwood next to a glove.

 

When I'm at the beach and need to take a shit I shit on the beach and bury it. Maybe I should get lunarverse and his team of soccer moms to come and help me poop scoop

 

i'm gonna take a crap on every doorstep in arcata tomorrow

 

You must be full of it.

 

Dude, seriously?

There's good for the environment, and then there's being an asshole.

No one said anyone should throw shit away, all you gotta do is put it somewhere that's NOT the beach that people won't step on it. ie, your front yard, the plants at the back of the beach, etc. It's NOT hard.

I've never picked up dog shit, my yard's full of it, it just makes my yard grow better. But no one goes swimming in my yard, or builds sand castles, or paws around in it with their hands. In fact, my yard has several hundred pounds of piled horseshit ATM, but again, no one's swimming in it.