penguin help! PLZ help!!!

do you think they could survive in the us? not just in zoos, but like in the rockies or on the beaches of oregon with the sea lions? also, do you think they could be trained to carry ak-47s to guard my house?

 

can i have some of what you're smoking?

 

There was an oil spill in the Southern Pacific Ocean near a Penguin Feeding Ground. Many of the penguins have been covered in oil. Many will die.

I guess that's what she's talking about.

 

no.. they cannot use ak-47s.. but they can use rockets strapped to their backs

 

Hey...are you the same one who wants a camel?

 

man just wants some penguin help

 

jeez cut me a break, i can't find no information anywhere...i mean maybe penguins can balance out the ecosystem to replace the dying fish and birds

 

Penguins do not have arms or wrists, so they would be incapable of carrying firearms.

 

They could carry them-just have a hard time firing them. I hear some Muslim Terrorist are training Suicide Penguins with bombs strapped to their backs.