penguin help! PLZ help!!!

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  1. dutchblood87

    dutchblood87 Member

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    do you think they could survive in the us? not just in zoos, but like in the rockies or on the beaches of oregon with the sea lions? also, do you think they could be trained to carry ak-47s to guard my house?
     
  2. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    can i have some of what you're smoking?
     
  3. Justin_Hale

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  4. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

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    There was an oil spill in the Southern Pacific Ocean near a Penguin Feeding Ground. Many of the penguins have been covered in oil. Many will die.

    I guess that's what she's talking about.
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    no.. they cannot use ak-47s.. but they can use rockets strapped to their backs
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  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Hey...are you the same one who wants a camel?
     
  7. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    man just wants some penguin help
     
  8. dutchblood87

    dutchblood87 Member

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    jeez cut me a break, i can't find no information anywhere...i mean maybe penguins can balance out the ecosystem to replace the dying fish and birds
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Penguins do not have arms or wrists, so they would be incapable of carrying firearms.
     
  10. KevinH

    KevinH Just Floating Here

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    They could carry them-just have a hard time firing them. I hear some Muslim Terrorist are training Suicide Penguins with bombs strapped to their backs.
     

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