18 year old virgin

I'm 18, I've never had a girlfriend, I've never even held hands with a girl. This isn't a "WHAT IF I'M GAY??" thread, this is a WHY DO ALL WOMEN GO FOR ASSHOLES?? thread. I am big, hairy, loud, and nice. Every woman I've met wants guys that look like they're 12. I'm 18 and I look like I'm 30. I don't know why I worry about the nonexistent female attention in my life, I'm not especially attractive and I'm hung like a gerbil, so even if a woman wasn't too shallow too see past my body, she'd still be disappointed. All my life, I never treated women like objects, and now I find myself having to treat objects like women.

Screen Name: Jnic4000
E-Mail: Jnic4000@gmail.com

 

I don't know why that says I'm 24.

 

YOu can hit the guy instead of crying to us how your big and you dont get any wemen.I cant tell you much more, but if your not an asshole youll definatley find a fuckin girl.

 

Pampers are in aisle three, you little bitch.

 

I rest my case.

 

I don't go for assholes, I go for cute nerds. But not 30year olds. Or guys who look like they're 30... I'm sorry, that's too old for me personally. Considering people usually hit on each other based on appearances, no young chick is gonna be hitting on ya hon.

 

I dunno. I feel really petty. If nobody cares in real life, surely nobody in internet land cares. It's just that I find myself so indredibly angry sometimes. All of the guys I work with treat women so badly and they are allowed a healthy and normal sexual life. Am I so repulsive, am I so worthless that their value exceeds mine? I cannot believe the paradox I find myself to be in. Just seeing an attractive woman consumes my already fevered mind in a lust unmatched by any willpower I could possibly muster. Even still, I value intelligence and wit more than beauty. I'm not much of a forum person, so I'd appreciate anyone who gives a shit to IM me.

 

My point is: Stop bitching about not getting any. A) Everyone hates a whiner, especially women who might want to have sex with you, and B) No one really gives a flying fuck in a rolling donut if you're unwanted. No one on the damn internet at least.

 

you need to show some cofindence in yourself and get some self esteem befor you try and go out and get laid man. Girls date the assholes because they show confidence in themselves..
dont listen to tencentarcade he has nothing intelligent to say

 

ditto!! (about the tencent dude)

but YESSSSS... definately take some time and FIND yourself, you'll realize things you have that women will loooooove

 

they all go for guys who look like their 12? Damn you and me should switch places friend! All the gals go for the big burly hairy guys round these parts!

You'll do fine dude, be yourself, be confident, you'll find the right one before ya know it friend... and don't mind those douche-bag comments up ahead, no idea what's up with asshole comments like that. Have a little respect people.

 

That sucks man. I have no advice but, you're in my heart. if I was religous i'd pray for you.

 

fuck you you god damn asshole




on another note. eh, dont worry. most of the pain your feeling is probably more to social pressure to be "normal" and be fucking like horny chipmunks, than from actual unfulfilled desire. but yea, when i see a hot girl i just sometimes wanna grab em and drag em off into the woods. hehe dont take that the wrong way ppl

 

Eh. Don't wait for the girls to go to you, go to the girls. Maybe they wouldn't of walked up to you, but if you walk up to them, and have confidence, they'll start talking. If they don't... well you can either give up and find someone new or keep trying. Do you try to talk to the ladies, or are you just waiting for it to happen? I don't think any girls are going to walk up to you if you don't trust yourself and show that. Go out to a bar, a club, a party, get out. It might take a while for you to get to that stage where you can just walk up to a girl, but going out will help you build confidence slowly. Its not an over-night thing, you have to build that confidence. So now you know what i think you should do. Just go out have some fun, meet some people and eventually you'll meet a girl.

 

Um...yeah...so you're 18 and worried that you haven't done anything with a girl.
Well here's the test...
Do you get all hot and bothered when you look at Heather Graham? Angelina Jolie? You know what I mean?
Do you get all hot and bothered when you look at Brad Pitt? Heath Ledger? Insert other attractive actors?

Well you get the picture...
One of these days you'll find someone right for you...
male or female...they'll be right for you...just give it time.

 

What, you have problems with the fucking truth?


Because that was no where near honest.

So, here's honesty: You say you're fat, have a beard, etc. Here's a tip: Lose weight and clean yourself up. That's why you aren't getting any. Because you're fat. And before anyone says I'm an asshole, you know it's fucking true.

Why do you think Matt has lost so much weight over the past couple years?

 

don't forget to tell him to put on a bra

 

Ooh, yeah, that helps. Tha' ladies love that. Or at least Miss Fontella does, and she's a whole lotta woman!

 

im happy with my body. ive been working labor jobs my whole life so its not like im restricted in movement or strength. i have a belly and a full face, i have a beard and man-tits, and im ok with that. its who ive always been and how i will always be. guys that weigh 120 lbs think its so easy for fat dudes to lose the weight, and they think that fat dudes are fat because they're pussies and resort to food as a source of pleasure or comfort. i have found that to be largely untrue. I am overweight because I love meat and pasta. as for the notion that fat dudes are pussies, or lack confidence, might I remind you that greater physical mass, more strenuous and more frequent exertion, and a healthy bloodline make me far more physically powered than your average skinny dude. as far as whether or not i lack confidence, it isnt that. its just that i am more interested in substance and harmony than I am in entertainment and lust. I guess it's rare for a woman to reciprocate.

 

I am on my girls computer so I don't know if this will come under her profile but I was nineteen when I lost my virginity. I worked on a Farm my whole life strong and inshape but have been overweight. I have been the nice guy and the sweet guy and everybody's friend but never really had a girlfriend till I was 18. I had lost a little weight when I studied in Europe at 19 and came back to the states with more confidence. I started dating and had lost my virginity within the month to a girl I was with almost two years. your story strike a familar cord with me so I would like to say be yourself and don't become one of the asssholes and you will find a nice girl the will knock you dead in the bedroom. My best advice is be open, and openminded, learn to give great massages with your strong hands, learn lick, and finger women well (read books and wemons magazines), and listen to your girlfriends. Rock on womens world in the bedroom and she will tell her friends.