What do you think would have happened?

When I was 16-17 everyday after highschool i'd babysit this girl across the street. I also had a paper route. So one day I was delivering the paper and as I was about to put the paper in this woman's mailbox she opened her door whilst on the phone and started talking to me. She was probably in her late 20's early 30's.She was talking to this man on the phone and started talking to me as well... then she said that he wanted to talk to me.. and I said "well I don't know" .. and she handed me the phone anyways. So I said hello and he said hello. And then he asked me if I was a paper girl. And I said yes.. his voice was deep..I just remember being confused. When I peered behind the woman who was standing there smiling in the doorway, laughing even..I noticed a large black pentacle on her wall. It was draped across on a flag like fabric.

I didn't know this woman at all. And I just left when she invited me inside.

What do you think would have happened if I went in?

 

shes probably a fucking psycho and would have tried to get you to join her cult. good job not going in!

 

Iunno. Awesome sex?

 

satanic sacrifice, rape, alien abduction or karate lessons.

 

The story would be different.

 

Hmm...Pentacle on wall..

I'd say virgin sacrifice.

Yep.

 

Maybe a pitch to buy girl scout cookies?

 

she would have offered you candy and then tried to stuff you in the oven duh

 

you would have not had this question,but sometimes things are better unknow

 

nothing. you would of had a conversation. maybe smoked a bowl.

 

she wanted you to be in "transformers" but then you left and megan fox delivered her mail... the rest is history.

 

so they would have had a conversation and smoked a bowl? lol

 

maybe she would have revealed that she had a penis

 

Strange woman to young girl: Hey, come over here for a minute.
Young girl: What?
Strange woman to young girl: Here, talk to this strange man on the phone.. (hands phone over).
Young girl: Hello?
Strange man: Are you a paper girl?
*girl spots Pentacle hanging on wall inside

You're right, nothing odd about that.. :2thumbsup:

 

i know that's not true, i was teaching megan fox how to fuck that afternoon.

 

Which she had cut off of a previous visitor and kept pickled in a jar of kosher gherkins.

 

She probably would have eaten you out and you would've had a great teenage experience.

 

Idk. What you should have done was immediately start shooting up the place.

 

she would've sold you to the man on the phone

 

You crushed some poor shut-in's dream of meeting a real live paper girl. Hope you feel good now.