coffee made out of sock water

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  1. stonk

    stonk Member

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    I feel bad about this now but once my aunty gave me a really rough time about my behaviour when i was pissed off about something my mom said. So later that day I was elected to make the tea and coffee for everyone and while i was in the kitchen i got a pair of my dads socks he had been wearing (he has very smelly feet) and boiled them in a pan then i made my aunty some coffee with the water, and she drunk it all while i watched
     
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    haha.. thats terrible.. yet funny..
     
  3. oxidationofterra

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    your aunty must have stomach of iron and no sense of smell if she drank it all...
    ekkk
     
  4. stonk

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    LOL ! well she never complained about a bad stomach after but i did notice she didnt drink coffee the next day.
    I think she didnt like me because when I was 4 and my cousin was 3 he snatched a toy gun off me and ran out of the room with it so i got it back off him and hit him on the head with it. The gun was made of metal so it hurt. it was never an easy relationship with my aunty after that
     
  5. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    you had a gun..you should have finished the little fucker off
     
  6. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    that is so gross. If I were your aunt and I found out, I'd shit in your cheerios
     
  7. stonk

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    I LOL'd a lot, thank you for that.
     
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