I am a criminal

You know those little patches they sew onto mattresses and they tell u important safety information and underneath it says "do not remove, under penalty of law" well one day i took a big carving knife, and i cut one of them off! Every day I hear a knock at the door and I wonder if todays the day I take a trip to old chokey! LOL

 

it specifically states not to be removed by anyone but: "the consumer" :

Thats you...

 

once you purchase it those rules no longer apply to you

 

young rebelion just isn't what it used to be.

 

fucking bad boy you are

 

i SMOKE WEED!

 

Whore

 

You don't say...

You mad, impetuous fool!

To the OP- I've dispatched the FBI- Illegal Mattress Tag Removal division to conduct an investigation. they may force you to lay on some memory foam to get a confession. Remember your rights... you have the right to remain sleeping. Don't let them torture any false confessions from you as a result of the much maligned soft pillow treatment.

 

How come I'm having flashbacks to "Pee-Wee's Big adventure"?

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Remind me never to admit to mattress tag removal on this forum! :tongue:

But ummm....my mattress tag did mysteriously disappear when we moved...not sure where it went...
:leaving:

 

You must report to the nearest police station and report your transgression against civil society IMMEDIATELY!! Glad you don't live in my neighborhood, you miserable miscreant. You have no idea what prisoners do to your type. But you will learn,my friend. You will learn.

 

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mattress-tag cutting whore?

 

LOL thats where i got it from. I think I last saw that movie about 10 years ago and I still laugh at that joke every now and then lol