i believe

that i just pulled a hamstring while standing perfectly still drinking apple juice. i am such a pussy

 

I believe that children are our future.

 

I believe our future is fucked.

 

totally. in the future the world will be ran by shitty pop stars and the only form of communication will be texting. the president's address will consist of, "OMG. WTF, MID EAST! DRTY AZZ BITCHE$"

ps: i am sorry about your hamstring, rollin. apple juice can be a strenuous little devil.

 

im the future and im gonna be president and im going to elect just bieber as vice presidet and lady gaga as my first lady. and we will be a communist country.

 

you should stick to orange juice.

 

I believe in everything

from a river running backwards

to a bee when it stings

and I believe

in the voices out here

telling me to hold on

but let go of my fear



a childhood imagination

has been my salvation

one cloud at a time

lord I’m dreaming


I popped a knee once while standing on stairs talking to a friend..strange thing was that my leg wasn't even touching the stairs when it happened ..was not holding any weight..I couldn't walk normal for well over a year and am still afraid of it happening again.

 

i was drinking orange juice last week but we ran out. i was drinking apple juice because i drink apple cider vinegar (which is the most foul disgusting vile smelling/tasting concoction in the world) and i have to mix with with some type of juice. i drink it because it has many benefits

 

Hummm, well it would appear that of all its many benefits it don't dont do shit for hamstrings...and what in god's name are all those wonderful benefits anyway? Am I missin' out on somethin here?:ack2:

 

cures acne
strengthens immune system
increased stamina
prevents uti's
regulates blood pressure
helps make bones stronger
umm and a lot more stuff that im to lazy to type

 

It's like a really bad poem.

 

Apple Cider Vinegar is an acid-while some people believe it has some benefits-be careful taking it daily.

You are drinking an acid-once or twice a week may be fine. Drinking acids this strong daily are VERY bad for you bones and teeth. Acids like this will lower your body's potassium levels-not good for long term bone heath. If you think this is good for you you should be adding potassium to your diet (bananas).

Take a small glass of this and take a small glass of soda-put a bone in each. Depending on the strength of the ACV that you are drinking-the bone will be gone in the Cider a lot quicker than the soda.

 

in one god, father the almighty
maker of heaven and earth
i believe in all things
remain silent
and everything you can and do
will be held against you
in a court of law
do you understand these rights?
amen

 

youre like a really bad poem

 

When I read this thread title, I instantly think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FdJrrAWSo"]YouTube - R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

 

Apple cider vinegar contains every essential mineral. Many Mr.Universe competitors as well as Sly Stallone drink it while training.

 

Your mom is a really bad poem.

 

That's what she said...

OHHHHH!

:willy_nilly:

 

she passed away when i was 15

 

Apple Cider Vinegar may contain lots of real good vitamins-but it is an acid-a strong acid. At times is may be good for your body-but you are putting a strong acid in your body-which in the long term is not healthy.

There are no more minerals in apple cider vinegar than there are in an apple. In fact the fermentation process would remove some trace minerals.

And the comment about Mr Universe and Sly Stallone....