Penis Museum Gets New Human Member

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Iceland's Penis Museum has acquired a new member, this time it's human.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110412/ap_on_fe_st/eu_iceland_penis_museum
     
    skip, Apr 12, 2011
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  3. Nines

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    Don't you wonder how long it takes to erect a museum like this?
     
    Nines, Apr 12, 2011
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  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I wonder if that museum has a ladies night...
     
    lunarverse, Apr 12, 2011
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  7. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    pickled penis

    :peppermintstick:
     
    Boogabaah, Apr 12, 2011
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  9. in the woods

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    you know i herd it all now wow what next.
     
    in the woods, Apr 12, 2011
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    link comments are hilarious

    They have a museum in DC that has nothing but butt holes in it. They call it the Senate floor.
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Apr 12, 2011
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  13. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    A couple of years ago I tried to get a job there but the head of the board of directors was a real prick...just saying
     
    yarapario, Apr 12, 2011
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  15. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    How do you become a member
     
    thedope, Apr 12, 2011
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    Before the mystery of Easter overwhelms us: this is the new version of Lazarus. On Sunday it shall come to pass that Lazarus was after-all a dead man: Jewish Passover versions excluded.
     
    willedwill, Apr 12, 2011
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  19. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    *note to self* Erect a Vagina Museum... Will bring in more customers than Penis Museum.. PS: invest in self cleaning bathroom stalls in Men's room
     
    jo_k_er_man, Apr 12, 2011
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  21. Argiope aurantia

    Argiope aurantia Member

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    I need to hug you now. :rofl:
     
    Argiope aurantia, Apr 12, 2011
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  23. McLeodGanja

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    I once saw a purple helmet in a museum... oh no sorry! it was a purple heart...
     
    McLeodGanja, Apr 12, 2011
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  25. Michael1985

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    I heard of said museum before, and offers to donate to said museum, but I never heard any of the men who had made those offers had died. That's interesting.
     
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  27. scratcho

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    I'd donate mine,but it's probably too cold in there for a microsope to work properly.
     
    scratcho, Apr 12, 2011
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  29. McLeodGanja

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    I once went to a penis museum by mistake. I thought it was a bird museum. Someone told me I would see a cockatoo there, but I misheard them. They actually said "cock or two"
     
    McLeodGanja, Apr 13, 2011
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  31. Justin_Hale

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    the penis room < click

    ^(comic strip to big to post here)


    *I'm pulling out of my plan to visit Iceland now.
     
    Justin_Hale, Apr 13, 2011
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  33. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    There is a "no alcohol" policy at the museum because they don't want people getting cocked.
     
    Michael Phelps, Apr 13, 2011
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  35. McLeodGanja

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    There's also one at the Scottish National Vagina Museum because they don't want people getting cunted. :sombrero: (btw that's a scottish expression for being severly drunk, and a joke so don't come over all Germaine Greer with me alright...) :alien: :dizzy2: :alien:
     
    McLeodGanja, Apr 13, 2011
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  37. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You have to be 6 and up to get in, you have to be a dick to stay.
     
    lunarverse, Apr 13, 2011
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  39. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    no room for assholes in this museum...
     
    jo_k_er_man, Apr 16, 2011
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