BNP Xmas party suprise!

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  1. Zonk

    Zonk Banned

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  2. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    BNP Official Bob Garner said: "There was a bit of a cock-up. The chap who booked him didn't realise. The DJ sounded white on the phone."...what???!!!...nutters:mad:
     
  3. Koolaid

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    Its the BNP not the brightest of sparks really....

    Jeez imagine a BNP christmas party...Not a barrell of fun I imagine..
     
  4. Zonk

    Zonk Banned

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    Yes a load of dancing around handbags by the looks of it!

    http://w ww.bnp.org.uk/news_detail.php? newsId=62

    (Take out space between the www. to view page...otherwise the fuckers'll be posting here in a flash!)[​IMG]
     
  5. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Hahahahahaha! Wanna start a new Reichstag fire anyone? Bellend Nazi Pricks....
     
  6. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    what do you expect??? BNP people are just a bunch of ignorant bastards...that is hilarious though!
     
  7. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    That's brilliant!

    Hmm, the DJ hire people told them that the agreed DJ couldn't make it and that a replacement was going to be sent... Does it sound to you a bit like the DJ hire company knew exactly what they were doing?! Props to the DJ for actually going and doing his stuff ... I hope music of black origin was featured heavily in his set!:D
     
  8. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    That is so stereotypical ... he could have played an hour of baroque followed by an hour of country and western for all we know :p
     
  9. Merlin

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    Hahahahaha!!! How funny was that? Yeah, what does 'white' sound like? Or, are the BNP synaesthesiacs or something (I doubt it!) :D
     
  10. Merlin

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    Hahahahaha!!! How funny was that? Yeah, what does 'white' sound like? Or, are the BNP synaesthesiacs or something (I doubt it!) :D

    More to the point who should bloody care what the DJ's voice sounds like? Dear me! Not the BNP! Oh no, they have us believe they are totally non-racist. Yeah, right, and I'm homophobic... (not, of course!)

    Beautiful. It really does epitomise the stupidity of all racist/prejudiced/bigotted retards.
     
  11. Merlin

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    This part of the article was especially hilarious:

    Official Bob Garner said: "There was a bit of a cock-up. The chap who booked him didn't realise. The DJ sounded white on the phone."​
    Labour MP Martin Salter said last night: "This just shows they'll never be a legitimate political party.​
    "They're just poisonous bigots who think they can tell the colour of someone's skin from the other end of a phone line."​
    And what's all that rubbish about 'oh, We didn't want to offend the guy?' . Waddya have you hide eh BNP? You are non racists or so you say. How could you risk offending the DJ if that is the case? Duhhhhhh!!!! Where's your I.Q. points? :p
     
  12. Merlin

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    I've just thought...I wonder what measures they'll take to make sure this blunder doesn't happen again? Maybe they could issue application forms to potential future DJs, with the rather precarious 'ETHNIC ORIGIN - please tick' boxes we've been talking about recently.


    I wonder, if the BNP, would be happy to have a DJ who 'LOOKS' as well as 'SOUNDS' white but who in actual fact may be like one quarter or one eight non-white in terms of ethnicity? Where would they draw the line? Would they allow a DJ with a 25% asian background or something? Would the BNP be okay with that or not? If not, how could they insure the DJ is (a very dodgy Nazi concept coming up here) PURE WHITE? In any case WHO SHOULD GIVE A FLYING 7%$£$% ANYWAY????????????????? You could make your applicants take DNA tests? Hmmm...
     
  13. Loki84

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    Oh my god, this is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all day!
     
  14. Peace-Phoenix

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    Polite Nazis eh, what's the world coming to?:p
     
  15. Peace-Phoenix

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    The BNP's version of the story is here...

    http://www.b np.org.uk/news_detail.php?newsId=62

    Now as far as I see it, their version is a load of bollocks. My most conclusive evidence for coming to this assumption, aside from the fact that they're Nazis, is that they say one of their members downed a pint in two seconds. This is physically impossible, unless she has a mouth the size of a whale and can do it all in one gulp. Now I like to give the BNP some credit and assume that some of the girls in the party aren't all mingers, which leads me to the conclusion that they lied about her downing a pint in two seconds, and so lied about the rest of the article....
     
  16. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    "There was some amusement therefore when the d.j. turned up – he was African! What to do? Why, the show must go on of course! It was one of life’s little ironies, but the indomitable resourceful British spirit prevailed and the BNP members present showed that they are unlike the stereotype portrayed by the likes of The Mirror"

    Doesn't that statement prove they're racist??
     
  17. Zonk

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    PP, my experience on other forums is that if you don't break the link to fash sites they end up posting on your forum in great numbers! All it takes is a quick cut n paste and removing the space between the www, as I did on post number 4 of this thread.;)

    Just a little advice like...again! Unless you feel up to moderating scores of Treebots!

    :)
     
  18. Peace-Phoenix

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    Done, cheers Zonk....
     
  19. Zonk

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    My pleasure.:)
     
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