mari-juana °°° mari°dont°wanna

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by jdd, Apr 12, 2011.

  1. jdd

    jdd Member

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    HEY HEY brothas and sistas!
    WOW this site is outta sight !

    I waz juss saying to my man ...
    "When I get outta jail Im gonna do it right like you" !
    Mani says "Dont worry I gotcha back covered bro, the hometeam is jusa waitin on stage left ... know what I mean"?

    Jus then the team fires 2 spliffs thru the window with a high powered pellet rifle I sees the first one hit the wall and when I stads up to grab it on the floor the second hits me right in the forehead, right in the 3rd eye see. Mani laughs an says that ones for me.

    That night weze a smokin and were finally free.
    Free at last weeza finally free.

    An there isa this square dude complaing that he was falsely accused
    Mani laughs an says to me "Hes never getting out, know what I mean"?
    Everybody laughs, man it was a gas, this guy doesnt get it see ...

    He thinks he didnt break the law ...
    an now hes imprisoned ...

    Cryin how he wants his lawyer ... like his lawyer will listen ...
    The lawyer that got him there in the first place, he doesnt know the game.

    We is absolutely ripped man, and somebuddy says somethin about
    "Marijuana" ... an Mai says "What if Mary Dont Wanna" ... an the whole cell block starts to rock with laughter, if you want Mary you gots to get what youre after.

    Anyways yuz guys is the greatest

    Keeping it light an high as a kite
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    great intro...welcome to the site...drop by the stoners lounge and say hello
     
  3. jdd

    jdd Member

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    Hah!

    I was reading in religion jus now rite ?
    an this memeburr says "Gods just big pussy"
    an so I is a thinking

    "You are what you eat baby" !


    Stoners lounge you say ?
    Im a feelin green already freddy ... how dooz I gets there ?
    Fresh outta tha cage an ready to rage.
    The very thoughta Mari is givin me a bona stonah.
     
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