face riding

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by floes, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    i saw this

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    its like a face dildo

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    im curious if anyone could ever see them selfs using this

    would any dude here let a chick ride his face ahahaha

    i mean i think i maybe came up with an entire new market for the porn industry and sex toys.

    face dildos

    its more of a joke then anything but im curious what you guys think?

    good idea? kinky? what ahahah
     
  2. HermanDaVermin

    HermanDaVermin Banned

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    Could you please post a link to where I can purchase one, and do they come with a vibrating option?
     
  3. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I was once thrown out of a porno shop for putting a strap on on my head and chacing customers like a charging Rhyno.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm envisioning a lot of broken noses...
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    "Nose in the pink, tongue in the stink."
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    they make dildo chin straps already....

    blowfish.com might still sell them..


    :leaving:
     
  7. screwwho?

    screwwho? Member

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    he, he! pinocchio, above, has no substance inside, so no to that. Hmm a dildo on a nose. Not for me. I want the tongue if I'm in that area. If I want the schlong, I'll move down, but wait! It could be for anal and then you get oral on the downstroke...genius. Start marketing!
     
  8. screwwho?

    screwwho? Member

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    oops I just saw lunaverses post. She beat me to it, but in the reverse, LOL!
     
  9. adforester

    adforester Member

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    for anyone who doesn't know whats its called when i women rides a mans face its called a MUSTACHE RIDE - - heard it from a number of people
     
  10. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought this was gonna be about chicks riding the tongue, which is awesome.

    I don't like vibrating condoms because it makes my cock feel like a toy, this would definitely not be an interest of mine.
     
  11. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    like this...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P75nZGCkzpI"]YouTube - Pinocchio und Meister Geppetto(Family Guy)
     
  12. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    You know why they threw Snow White out of Disneyland? She was sitting on Pinnochio's nose saying "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  13. LaRegazzaDiablo

    LaRegazzaDiablo Member

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    I would have paid good money to have seen that !!!
     
  14. gravehour

    gravehour Guest

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    sh**t this is f**king cool. I wish I had one
     
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    MILF HUNTER Guest

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