ranDUMB Thoughts

1have no argument with u dope
we both make good points ... mine was that some see an excuse to break the rule ... i did it, so excuse me.

the rule works when applied is correct imv

glad this was pointed out

7he7imeless7ruth

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todays random thought
im talking with douglass at the [makeshift] juice bar and blurt out
''the only thing wrong with mexico is the mexicans, without them it would be a paradise''
douglass says ''wow, i was talking about exactly that saying the same thing''
interestingly the mexicans i like also agree with this view.

sometimes honesty sounds biased or racist
but it isnt
douglass [like me] made a commitment not to bring kids into the world until its fixed first.

 

PURE BULL
Taurus .... the bully
the best bullshiter ...
0rion the matador taking on Taurus the bully
The bully is the one with the big balls ...
the shit of the bull represents what is ''behind'' the bull ...
the cowards ... those without valor courage sissies ... the bullshit
what the bull leaves behind

bully=fascist ... mean/uncaring/insensitive/bullish/bulldozer=ariel sharon
john bull=englishman ... warlock/warrior/master of war/fertility/bull

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creative writing ...


The Best Bullshit Story
OK folks this your great chance at creative writing.

Who can tell “The Best Bullshit Story” … that means the story has to make sense and be impervious to skeptics who try to disprove it.

First the meaning of “BullShit”
The Bull is Taurus, The strong willed bullheaded, powerful egomaniac.
What he leaves behind are the meek weak willed soft hearted mild mannered bullshits.
That’s what the term Bullshit really means, it means weak, worthless, and good only for fertilizer.

Here's a good bullshit story [maybe not so good but someone has to start somewhere.
See if you can beat mine.


BULLSHIT STORY # 1

NASA has been covering up a secret.
The secret isn’t that Mars or the moon has life, or that they have discovered life on other planets, no. That’s what they WANT ppl to believe. That gives them hope there is more in the universes but there isn’t it’s a false hope. As the elite dig huge coliseums underground with taxpayer dollars for their families. The secret is actually quite the opposite. NASA has discovered that there is no life anywhere outside of earth. In fact there are only 3 “real” celestial entities … Sun Moon and Earth. Everything else that shines in space is debris reflecting back light from the sun like aircraft do when flying at sunset and appear as stars. The debris comes from a know cycle when the moon and earth collide sending asteroid debris flying out into orbit around the earth moon and sun which is what we see as stars planets and so forth, even comets were once part of earth’s polar caps and circle the sun sending their vapor tails behind them. NASA has hired the best story tellers writers and creative thinkers to come up with bullshit stories to explain pictures from space in ways that give people false hope. Hope of worlds and being beyond wiser than humans and able to help. No such things exist. But it’s a secret and YOU have been bullshitted upon.

 

Caca del toro

That is a very creative story.

How about so, a seal walks into a club.

 

herd that one !

steeple people go to shleeple
pastor master of disaster
teacher preacher blood sucking leacher

bob the slob chillin dylan said 'if it dont rhyme its knot the truth'

truth rhymes with sleuth and alomst with goof ?

enchilada de la chingada
taco de gato
salsa de caca con cucaracha
caca de toro for lunch tomorrow ?

the guy with the biggest bullshit story wins
the cosmic carbon toro caca crap award




yeah money talks but it only speaks english ...
gabacho boracho macho y gacho

so an irish catholic priest, a prodestant reformer, and an ashkenazi rabbi
... wearing their robes ... walk into a strip-bar ... and get stoned !

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRnIHg08qwg"]YouTube - Shaggy - It Wasn't Me español

 

my next ranDUMB Thought

fred and wilma are the result of space reptiles who infused their intelligence genes into monkeys

 

Nor I with you. I am just fascinated.

 

The real question is--if your aunt had balls--would she be your uncle??

 

PEOPLE ARE

STUPID
APATHETIC
ARROGANT
BEGRUDGING
BELLIGERENT
BIGOTED
BORING
CONCEDED
CONDESCENDING
CONNIVING
CONFUSED
COMPLACENT
COMPULSIVE
CORRUPT
CREEPY
CYNICAL
DECEITFUL
DEMONIC
DESTRUCTIVE
DEVIANT
DEPRESSING
DISGRACEFUL
DISGUSTING
DISRESPECTFUL
ENVIOUS
EVASIVE
FACELESS
FASCIST
FLAKEY
GREEDY
GRUMPY
HATEFUL
IGNORANT
IMMATURE
IMPATIENT
IMPOLITE
INCOMPETENT
INHIBITED
INSECURE
INSENSITIVE
JEALOUS
JUMPY
LAME
LAZY
MANIPULATIVE
MORONIC
NERVOUS
NEUROTIC
NOSEY/NICE
OBNOXIOUS
OBSESSIVE
OBSTINATE
INTELLIGENT
PROACTIVE
POLITE
FORGIVING
KIND
SYMPATHETIC
INTERESTING
HUMBLE
UPLIFTING
CONCERNED
FOCUSED
CONNECTED
DEVOTED
HONEST
DECENT
CONSTRUCTIVE
SINCERE
ANGELIC
CREATIVE
STRAIGHT-FORWARD
STIMULATING
UPLIFTING
ATTRACTIVE
HONORABLE
SHARING
CLEAR
ANGELIC
FREE-THINKING
FLAWLESS
GENEROUS
HAPPY
LOVING
BRIGHT
YOUNG-AT-HEART
RELAXED
SYMPATHETIC
DEPENDABLE
OPENHEARTED
STABLE-MINDED
SENSITIVE
SECURE
CALM
ENTHUSIASTIC
ENERGETIC
ACCOMMODATING
WISE
RELAXED
BALANCED
NICE
OUTGOING
CAREFUL
FLEXIBLE
OFFENSIVE
OVERBEARING
PARANOID
PERVERTED
PHONEY
PREJUDICED
PRESUMPTUOUS
PRETENTIOUS
PSYCHOTIC
RESENTFUL
RUDE
RETARDED
SCATTERED
SCITZO (PHRENIC)
SKITY
SNEAKY
SPINELESS
SPITEFUL
STINGY
STUBBORN
SUSPICIOUS
UGLY
UNAWARE
UNCONSCIOUS
UNDEPENDABLE
UNGRATEFUL
UNFAITHFUL
UNFOCUSED
UNHAPPY
UNOBSERVANT
UNREASONABLE
UNRELIABLE
UNREPENTANT
UNSURE
UNTRUSTWORTHY
UPTIGHT
VENGEFUL
VILE
VIOLENT
VICIOUS
VINDICTIVE
WIMPY
WORTHLESS

FAKE, PHONEY, FARCICAL , FRAUDULENT and FLAKEY

SPIRITUALLY BLIND, DEAF, DUMB, STUPID AND IMPOTENT














































































































INTELLIGENT
PROACTIVE
POLITE
FORGIVING
KIND
SYMPATHETIC
INTERESTING
HUMBLE
UPLIFTING
CONCERNED
FOCUSED
CONNECTED
DEVOTED
HONEST
DECENT
CONSTRUCTIVE
SINCERE
ANGELIC
CREATIVE
STRAIGHT-FORWARD
STIMULATING
UPLIFTING
ATTRACTIVE
HONORABLE
SHARING
CLEAR
ANGELIC
FREE-THINKING
FLAWLESS
GENEROUS
HAPPY
LOVING
BRIGHT
YOUNG-AT-HEART
RELAXED
SYMPATHETIC
DEPENDABLE
OPENHEARTED
STABLE-MINDED
SENSITIVE
SECURE
CALM
ENTHUSIASTIC
ENERGETIC
ACCOMMODATING
WISE
RELAXED
BALANCED
NICE
OUTGOING
CAREFUL
FLEXIBLE
OFFENSIVE
OVERBEARING
PARANOID
PERVERTED
PHONEY
PREJUDICED
PRESUMPTUOUS
PRETENTIOUS
PSYCHOTIC
RESENTFUL
RUDE
RETARDED
SCATTERED
SCITZO (PHRENIC)
SKITY
SNEAKY
SPINELESS
SPITEFUL
STINGY
STUBBORN
SUSPICIOUS
UGLY
UNAWARE
UNCONSCIOUS
UNDEPENDABLE
UNGRATEFUL
UNFAITHFUL
UNFOCUSED
UNHAPPY
UNOBSERVANT
UNREASONABLE
UNRELIABLE
UNREPENTANT
UNSURE
UNTRUSTWORTHY
UPTIGHT
VENGEFUL
VILE
VIOLENT
VICIOUS
VINDICTIVE
WIMPY
WORTHLESS

FAKE, PHONEY, FARCICAL , FRAUDULENT and FLAKEY

SPIRITUALLY BLIND, DEAF, DUMB, STUPID AND IMPOTENT



HELPFUL
CONSIDERATE
PEACEFUL
PURE-HEARTED
SINCERE
PATIENT
FAIR
LEGITIMATE
PSYCHEDELIC
RESOURCEFUL
POLITE
QUICK-WITTED
TOGETHER
VISIONARY
SPECIAL
UPFRONT
COURAGEOUS
RESPECTFUL
GIVING
PERSEVERING
TRUSTING
BEAUTIFUL
CONSCIOUS
AWARE
RELIABLE
APPRECIATIVE
TRUSTWORTHY
COMPLEX
SATISFIED
PERCEPTIVE
FAIR
DEPENDABLE
LEARNING/GROWING
RESOLUTE
FAITHFUL
EASY-GOING
GENTLE
ADMIRABLE
DOCILE
SUBMISSIVE
SUPPORTIVE
STEADFAST
PRECIOUS

REAL, ORIGINAL,
VITAL, ETERNAL

TRANSCENDENTAL,
ENLIGHTENED

 

but none in particular

 

and some people are just cut and paste