someone c"ould've jizzed all over this silverware

and plates and glasses, etc.

I am at a vacation rental cabin place and I keep mentioning this to carri. its driving her crazy, but i dont think it bothers her any more than it bothers me. But my thinking is the previous rental people probably had just as much sex as we are having, and there's no telling what weird shit they did. This is an amazing place and not by any means "dirty", but you never know what little secret lies within the most innocent items.

 

Don't touch the remote control.

 

Don't tell me you forgot your blacklight?

 

Really though, I don't think it should matter.. a quick wash with hot water & some dish soap will clean it right up.

 

What are you doing on your computer anyway Death? Shouldn't you be fuckin right now?

 

Maybe he's in his refractory period o.o

 

Everybody knows your supposed to be dry humping the silverware, glasses, and plates during that time. Death needs to get his priorities straight.

 

Ah, yeah. I should have thought of that, but I guess since I'm not a man those thoughts don't come au natural.

 

how will you clean up, if there is a Towelieban?.....

 

what's a "carri"?

 

I think you should do a taste test of all mentioned silverware and report back

 

I climax all over everything I own and everywhere I've visited as a way of making my place in the world.

Judge all you want, but I am not a monster. And if you live in North America, Central America, or South Asia, odds are five to one you've ingested my semen.

And you've eaten it with all my love brah. :biggrin:

 

Here's something I'll regret for a long time,

I was staying at a hotel once, not a great one. I had to go out for a few hours and I had a shitload of beer. I didn't want to get back and drink warm beer, but there was no fridge, the ice bucket was very small....

I went down the hall and put some ice in the bottom of the trash bin (which was empty) and I filled it up with my beer.

I figure the bin was either just emptied by the staff (not cleaned or scrubbed), or it was cleaned with chemicals.

The night before that their could of been a jizzy condom in there, or anything really, or cleaning chemicals.

After the first beer I realised this and I rinsed each one with hot water before putting my mouth on it, but still...

 

While you're there eating off jizzy plates, someone might be at your house jizzing all over your pillows...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc"]YouTube - Lion King - Circle of Life

 

I would not want to think about what I would see.

thats what I always heard

That's what I figure.

yeah

my wife

the silverware actually has a very crisp dry-rite feel to it. its better than at home. it tastes like the food i put on it

 

I have the same philosophy as you, even though I'm not as well traveled.

our house sitter is a selibate woman, so idk

eeewwwww that would make me have to buy different beer and feed the trash jizz beer to someone else.

 

I could totally see how it could happen..they finish breakfast in bed and before the dishes get cleared wifey is blowing buddy and right before its facial time she sneezes and he misses...splooge everywhere.......could happen

 

so are you guys jizzing all over everything in there too?

it's a woman with no legs.

a woman with one leg is eileen.

 

ummmmmmm...... i dunno