I'm a sex expert

I'm a sex Expert who teaches men how to make women squirt or I have couples I teach how to give women squirting orgasms. The full body orgasms that most women are scared off!

I have just come onto this forum so I can give my love to the community and give free advice on how to pleasure women.... That is my mission to get guys to pleasure all the women in the world!!!

 

Have fun!

 

I've already pleasured all the women in the world... you mean I should do it a second time?

welcome to the forums, and many blessings on your strange, erotically charged mission

 

Definition of word expert: A drip under pressure....;-D

Welcome, hope you find fun.
Peaceful thoughts your way..... Farmout

 

definition of a nonsequitor expert: a camel that has sex with a moose! D:

 

someone get me a towel


sexpert would have been better than saying sex expert

 

hot nude photos would have been better than saying sexpert

if the op is a totally hot chick, fucking my brains out would have been even better than nude photos OR saying sexpert

(oh, btw, if you are a hot chick, I *totally* deserve the full force of your awesome sexiness)

 

Definition of a sex expert: a guy who knows a dozen ways to make a woman squirt but has no women.

 

yeah, it's probably a guy

 

don't lose hope...he still might send you hot nude photos

 

Can you teach me how to not get a woody at yoga class...

Hey, welcome to hip forums

On this day in 2000 ABC-TV aired the TV movie "The Three Stooges."

 

teach me. i want to learn.

 

...of your sister? nah, I'll pass