I'm a sex expert

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Bellua, Apr 24, 2011.

  1. Bellua

    Bellua Guest

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    I'm a sex Expert who teaches men how to make women squirt or I have couples I teach how to give women squirting orgasms. The full body orgasms that most women are scared off!

    I have just come onto this forum so I can give my love to the community and give free advice on how to pleasure women.... That is my mission to get guys to pleasure all the women in the world!!!
     
  2. Bellua

    Bellua Guest

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    Have fun!
     
  3. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I've already pleasured all the women in the world... you mean I should do it a second time?

    welcome to the forums, and many blessings on your strange, erotically charged mission
     
  4. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Definition of word expert: A drip under pressure....;-D

    Welcome, hope you find fun.
    Peaceful thoughts your way..... Farmout :)
     
  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    definition of a nonsequitor expert: a camel that has sex with a moose! D:
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    someone get me a towel


    sexpert would have been better than saying sex expert
     
  7. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    hot nude photos would have been better than saying sexpert

    if the op is a totally hot chick, fucking my brains out would have been even better than nude photos OR saying sexpert

    (oh, btw, if you are a hot chick, I *totally* deserve the full force of your awesome sexiness)
     
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    oxidationofterra Member

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  9. Amyoxl

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    Definition of a sex expert: a guy who knows a dozen ways to make a woman squirt but has no women.
     
  10. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    yeah, it's probably a guy :(
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    don't lose hope...he still might send you hot nude photos
     
  12. newbie-one

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    :mad:
     
  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Can you teach me how to not get a woody at yoga class...

    Hey, welcome to hip forums :)

    On this day in 2000 ABC-TV aired the TV movie "The Three Stooges."
     
  14. ranchero1961

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    teach me. i want to learn.

     
  15. newbie-one

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    ...of your sister? nah, I'll pass ;)
     

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