Enough god damn hippy threads

¨Do you have to smoke pot to be a hippy?¨

¨Do you have to listen to the grateful dead to be a hippy?¨

¨Fake hippies?¨

¨What does hippy mean to you?¨

¨Is there an IQ requirement?¨

¨If you weren't at Woodstock, can you still be a hippy?¨

¨Do all hippies fuck sheep?¨

¨Can I shower daily and still be a hippy?¨

¨Jewish hippies?¨

¨Can I have short hair and still be a hippy?¨

¨Can Hippies have dread locks?¨


:banghead: IM FUCKING SICK OF IT :banghead:

ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS CAN BE RESOLVED WITH 30 SECONDS OF RESEARCH.

The first definition that comes up for hippy on dictionary.com is:


(you ready? I'm about to blow your fucking mind)


–adjective,
to have big hips.


The average hip size is 32 inches. Therefore, if you are much larger than that (anywhere past 34-35 I would think) you are a hippy.



Problem solved:ssmokeit:

 

How big should my penis be in order to consider myself a hippie?

 

:chillpill:True Hippies Do Not Display Such Negative Vibes Man...



Cheers Glen.

 

hmm. so this means hippies are better equipped to carry offspring to full term.

Hippies might be our only chance at survival.

 

You're forgetting about overpopulation, hippies may be our downfall.

Maybe we should make it our mission to kill the hippies?

 

So, I was a hippie from age 10 to age 23. 13 years was a good run.:2thumbsup:

I'm average now

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=404561&highlight=Am+I+Still+a+Hippie+if....&f=12

Shameless self Promotion.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

We'll spare only Jennifer Lopez. All other hippies are dead.

In all seriousness....

Do all hippies fuck sheep? I really want to know.

 

I kind of like those threads..they're very helpful for weeding out the troublemakers.

 

lmfao this is the best thread i've seen.

 

Ingrowing.

 

Lol I was waiting for someone to ask

 

You like the fact that people make stupid posts....because by seeing their stupid posts, you can tell that they will make other stupid posts in the future?

I´m sorry sir, your infinant wisdom is far above my comprehension level.

 

you're right...you don't understand

 

¨Do you have to smoke pot to be a hippy?¨ Of course! And on a daily basis!

¨Do you have to listen to the grateful dead to be a hippy?¨ Also daily!

¨Fake hippies?¨ Those who don't smoke pot and listen to the Grateful Dead daily!

¨What does hippy mean to you?¨ See above.

¨Is there an IQ requirement?¨ Yes, you must have an IQ

¨If you weren't at Woodstock, can you still be a hippy?¨ Yes, but being at Woodstock makes you hippie extraordinaire.

¨Do all hippies fuck sheep?¨ You're confusing hippies with rednecks

¨Can I shower daily and still be a hippy?¨ No, twice a week at most. And no deodorant soap!

¨Jewish hippies?¨ Sure, we're all brothers and sisters!

¨Can I have short hair and still be a hippy?¨ No, long hair is requirement #1.

¨Can Hippies have dread locks?¨ That's fine

Other requirements: you must love everyone, you must give away flowers, and you must have a psychedelic gleem in your eyes at all times. And don't forget to say groovy!

 

Alright--dammit--who revealed the secret about the sheep? That's ba-aa-aaa-addd

 

Yeah, I dig your funky vibes.

 

You must also love the cops as they beat the shit out of you on the sidewalk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTfKGaY9nTM"]YouTube - Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps 1968

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

You're right of course. Hey, I'm really just a phony, but forgive me 'cause I'm stoned.:smoking: