The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

a faded one that should have read, "I love my munchins!" but instead read, "I love my ---chins!" hahah

 

u sure about that? Doesn't look like it to me!

 

Try Looking Through The Top Lens's Of Your Bi-Focals Old Man.......All Will

Then Be Revealed....



Cheers Glen.

 

Don't worry what people think.

They don't do it very often.....;-D

 

Along those lines.. "Pave the Bay"

 

Outstanding!

 

I like lipstick on my dipstick....;-D

 

Seen today:

don't make me come
down there. -God​

 

Hard work never killed anyone.

But why take the chance?.....;-D

 

"If you're going to ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair".

 

Conservatives aren't ignorant....

They just know a lot that isn't true!.....;-D

 

I saw a bumper sticker that said "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"

 

Bad Cop......

No Doughnut......;-D

 

This is a few I have seen.

I hate Barbie - that Bitch has everything!

I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do. <3

In huge letters and very bold - Remember my name - and in very small print - you will be screaming it later.

Lord help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.

Answer my prayers, steal this car.

 

Sugarless Daddy <3 <3 <3

 

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

 

Not so funny but I liked it:

The best things in life
aren't things!​

 

This one isn't funny either, but I saw it here in WV and Loved it!

Stop Destroying My Mountains........GOD

 

Today I saw that someone had taken one of those, How am I driving? Call ..... and changed it into:

Am I driving?​

 

Seen last Friday:

If Conservatives are so red, white and blue
then why do they keep sending our jobs overseas?​