Atmr

Theoretically speaking, If the person you loved (girlfriend, boyfriend, hubby, wifey whatever) was in a wreck, jaw wired shut the hole nine yards, was recovering but down the line needed some cpr and the only way to give them the cpr was by blowing into there butthole and doing compressions on there lower back. The only way you know there breathing is that they are going to fart back into your mouth. Are you down? Ass to mouth resuscitation.
p.s. I know the ass isn't connected to the lungs, so fuck you. Its just a just if.

 

Yes, I would do it for somebody that I loved.

 

if it was my girlfriend, i probably would have had my mouth on her asshole at some point anyway.

couldn't you theoretically blow into their nose if the mouth was unavailable?

 

I would need to know how much theoretical life insurance they had and If I was theoretically listed as beneficiary

 

bike pump.

 

...is this a prerequisite for being considered boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

well yeah. just like anal=engagement and double penetration=marriage.

 

lmfao can you really give CPR like that

edit: nevermind, but still lol

 

you have a wild friggen imagination.

It would take a lot of love for me to do that for someone

 

hahaha yes, this is a better idea.. although if it was my boyfriend and I didn't have a bike bump I'd blow in his bumhole haha

 

I'd just get out my bicycle pump.