To the left, to the right?

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Deleted member 157313, Mar 30, 2011.

  1. Serious question guys! I have often asked my partner over the years why he is only comfortable if his penis is at one side. He says it's just how it is. Any explanation? Do you all have a comfortable side?
     
  2. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    yep...to the left. thats where it sort of naturally goes. but why would it matter?
     
  3. RiffRaff

    RiffRaff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I never noticed before but right now it's to the right and it feels natural lying there. :)
     
  4. OptimisticFutureBlues

    OptimisticFutureBlues Member

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    Always to the left. Its those days that you let it hang right that you have problems. Stubbed toes, spilling your drinks. You feel off and you just cant explain it.

    Now you know.
     
  5. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    throws my balance off if it is on either side

    my hang down hangs straight down
     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I've had mine to the right for the longest time because they just felt that much more comfortable and essentially, "right". BUT, lately I've been positioning it to the left because I believe it's good to experience new things. It's actually kinda liberating in a way, I like it, lol. xD
     
  7. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Plumb bob pecker.

    leftwing
     
  8. KrashKharma

    KrashKharma Member

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    Pretty much depends on where it hangs while you're growing up.
    This happens for the same reason jelqing 'works' and why some penises curve; having it set to the left or right is going to make one side grow slightly longer. If it's only slight, it won't show when you're hard.

    Also, mine goes to the left :)
     
  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    the only time it matters is when a tailor is measuring you for a 1500 dollar suit...he will ask if you ''dress left or right''
     
  10. Amyoxl

    Amyoxl Member

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    I'm told a right-handed man wears it on the left, and vice-versa, which makes sense when you think about which side the hand naturally goes to when he reaches in through the fly.
     
  11. KrashKharma

    KrashKharma Member

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    It's also influenced by masturbating with the dominant hand. The most common grip when jerking off tends to push the base of the penis toward the opposite side.
     
  12. deleted

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    i heard this in a film; jewish males hang , or point to the left?..

    i actually have never been able to ask the question. It really never come up before..
    seriously though?..

    Im on the right..
     
  13. HankMassey

    HankMassey Member

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    Yes You are right difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word fuck.
     
  14. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    this thread needs some clarification.
    example: when looking at me, it leans to the right. when i look at it, it leans to the left
     
  15. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    then you go to the left.


    this is interesting. there are stats to be collected here.

    i hang to the left and am right handed
     
  16. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Straight down the center...
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    left..I just figure its because my right nut has a shorter leash
     

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