Having a piss

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by TommyT, May 18, 2006.

  1. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Having a piss IS simple. Building WC's is the hard part.
    If you have "splashes down your legs" you obviously haven't failed at pissing.

    Just remember, as the Canadian sex lady says, "Urine is sterile."
     
  2. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    It usually IS sterile, Mike, but it does smell if it isn't in the can. :) Gotta love that "Public Men's Room" smell, when the boys have been over for a few beers and a football game. I'm not worried about germs, with pee, just the smell. Pee smell.

    Some smell like asparagus. Bleh.
     
  3. ButtonGear

    ButtonGear Member

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    Congratualtions, in one brief description you have quantified and solidified for me two different (but related) issues:


    #1. How it is I can walk into an otherwise tidy men's restroom, and see the outside of a urinal covered in urine. Until recently, I assumed a woman must have come in and attempted the 'pee standing' maneuver, because (thought I) "surely for a MAN to achive this effect, he'd have to unzip, let go of the ol' fire hose and let fly while he wildly (and perhaps drunkenly) danced and swung his hips around while peeing. Now I know it's just a thoughtless, lazy and uncircumcized idiot.


    #2. Chalk up two points for the old circumcision issue. I'm thinking the only times in my own memory I've ever completely missed the urinal (or actually hit myself or my clothing with a stream of urine) either the restroom was pitch black, or I lost my grip on the old "filling nozzle."

    Yep, this description definately solidifies my stand as a proponent of routine circumcision. Thank you for the enlightenment.



     
  4. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    As a circumsized man, let me assure you that my phisiology has, on occasion, made aiming a challenge. The hole sometimes gets stuck shut on one side only, which diverts the stream.

    Your desire to mutilate boys' penises needs a better justification.
     
  5. subgoin

    subgoin Simply Superior

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    What the hell ! Sitdown while doing it, or get it trimmed i mean cut hahahaha

    If you do not like that, get a little tube with One outlet, and one inlet, we can call it the re-directional tube, cover your penis's head with one end, and point the other to wherever. Warning: do not get stuck. lol
     
  6. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe your dick is too soft when you piss. I find if I'm not at least somewhat erect, it goes all over the place.
     
  7. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    tmi.
     
  8. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Hmm, interesting thread recently been necro-posted, lol. :p

    Well, I just usually pull back my foreskin before urinating, so I have no problem. I must admit, however, that I used have the same problem when I was a kid, lol.
     
  9. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    this thread is five years old. the person you were talking to will probably never read that. what you said is just weird anyway. I will make fun of you.

    I know like if you have been at work or something and havent even adjusted your junk in 12 hours, then you go to pee and when you let go it soaks the toilet paper roll. I get scared when that happens. I wonder if I go long enough without fixing that, if it will close up like a piercing.
     
  10. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    Fuck pissing, I'm going for a shit in a minute. Highlight of the fucking day.
     
  11. CapandGown

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    Circumcision :)
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    wow...31 posts and it hasnt turned into war between the pro and anti circumcision activists

    this has got to be a record for the forum
     
  13. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i still want to know if my pee hole will close up if it stays closed for long enough
     
  14. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Have you ever taken a piss with no trousers on? It's quite amazing just how much splashes back onto your trousers, but you don't realise it because you are wearing trousers.
     
  15. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Old silly thread is still silly.

    Just chop it off, silly. It's obviously unclean, it's on your penis, AND it touches pee. AND it causes an unclean mess.

    Get circumcized like a MODERN CLEAN CIVILIZED human.
     
  16. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    That's when you learn to pee where it splashes forward
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I aim for side of the bowl...less splash that way
     
  18. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Yes but the bit at the start and the end when the piss is starting to flow and stopping it can be difficult to aim. Afraid my nozzle doesn't have laminar flow like yours.
     
  19. JmSwt

    JmSwt I love my penis!

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    I also sit down to piss, my aim has always been terrible and it’s actually more comfortable and relaxing to sit.
     

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