some advice

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Seifer_Black, Apr 30, 2011.

  1. Seifer_Black

    Seifer_Black Guest

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    ok then ive been playing around with the idea of masterbating in public for a while but have not got the nerve to actually do it, is there any general places people would reccomend.
     
  2. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    In an abandoned bathtub.
     
  3. Seifer_Black

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    abandoned bathtub?
     
  4. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Like Diogenes. j/k :D
     
  5. Seifer_Black

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    i dont get it..... anyway can i get some serious answers from people
     
  6. barefeet4me

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    I've done it at nude beaches, in the middle of a road late at night, in public restrooms, on a bus, empty college classrooms, the elevator of an empty office building, a subterranean parking garage, dept. store dressing rooms, hotel balconies, and a college library, among others. That should get you started. :)
     
  7. Seifer_Black

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    thanks ill keep those in mind
     
  8. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    If you're planning on doing it so that you don't get caught, then you can hardly claim to be doing it in public.
     
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    Homeless guys use it as a weapon in teh subways.
     
  10. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    Try a deserted beach
     
  11. Jacobf

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    Assuming you don't want to get caught.. just any place where you know it's not too busy, or a place you would have at least some warning of a person approaching, and a way to quickly "hide yourself". And keep your ears open.

    Safest place would be a public washroom stall... not much chance you'd get caught there. Then you could try a store changeroom... take in a bunch of jeans and you got at least 5 good minutes without anyone getting suspicious.

    Also, a nice nature walk doesn't hurt.
     
  12. Amaleperspective

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    It depends do you want to get caught in the middle of it or not? If I'm going to masturbate outdoors I usually pick the woods, a park, something at night where I probably won't get caught. But if you want to get caught in the middle of the act that's a whole different story.
     
  13. Humperdink

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    Just something to add to your excitement, if you get caught exposing yourself in public you get signed up for the sex offenders list for life. This means legally (in most states I think) your neighbors will have to be alerted a sex offender moved into the area before you move in, plus whenever a background check is run on you it will pop up. This has happened to a number of people because they had to take a leak out in a field somewhere.

    I think if I wanted to masturbate in front of some people, I would walk into a church on Sunday morning about 11:00. They're all nice people, they won't do anything about it.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is not some advice at all. i'm sorely disappointed.
     
  15. Humperdink

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    Sorry, I thought the idea of masturbating in front of a church full of people would really turn you on.
     

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