1) Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny? 2) If a mute child cusses, does his mother wash his hands off with soap? 3) Shouldn't a man who invests all your money for you be called something other than a broker? 4) If you are cross eyed and have dyslexia, can you read alright? 5) If you spin an Oriental person around a bunch of times, do they become disoriented? 6) If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done? 7) If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? 8) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
1. a cannibal told me that the last time they had a clown, the rubber nose got stuck in someone's throat, and they had to do the heinie lick maneuver. grease paint also gives you the runs. 2. ASL has very few cuss words...but one mute mother said she super glued her kid's fingers together for the weekend. better than grounded. 3. hiring a 'richer' just doesn't sound right, nor is it politically correct right now. ask the oli company execs. 4. on. tahw dluow evig ouy taht aedi? 5. i assure you, it was purely occidental. 6. it depends...what were you trying to fail at? 7. yes. the irs can do anything. they could even put dressing on the farmer. 8. of course it is. then again, if one of the other personalities kills the violent one, is it self defense or suicide?
Probably, plants are smart enough to stay away from such creatures. I would get the child a pair of glasses. I'd call him a manipulation con artist. You could probably red three or four books at once, one amazing talent. No they want to play more twister. That game seduces even the strait arrowed. A truly successful fuck up. You'd have to ask the vegetarians who eat fish, they seem to have the strangest un-logical answers. Id say its a mind game in which you need an exorcist that practices poker, he will need a poker face.
