pussy help

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by pulse123, May 15, 2011.

  1. pulse123

    pulse123 Guest

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    My dumb ass dog keeps boneing or trying to bone my cat, i tried to put this odour off spray on my cats ass from the vets to stop my dog from getting frisky with tiddels (tiddels is ma cat), but this had made the dog 100% more frisky now he,s trying to hump everythang from ma shoes to the curtains

    Also my cat has not been tube tied so i might end up with catpuppies or puppycats every time he gets frisky i wack him in the nuts with a rolled up newspaper but 5 mins later he is back trying to impregnate anything, i dont want to rehome him but my cats fluff is dropping out i think from stress of his boneing what do i do???
     
  2. robohobo8

    robohobo8 Member

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    I smell a troll. but i did lol
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    get yo dog fixed

    I take care of animals too
    aparently i feed trolls lol
     
  4. pulse123

    pulse123 Guest

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    dude i cant just get his knackers cut off its part of his personality, i thinked by wacking him in balls he would learn that cats are not to be humped like a training thang.Soon as he wakes up he will start humpin stuff non stop i took him too the vets and explained that is how i got spray even strangers legs he humps its getting serious
    when he was a puppy and used to get jiggy with things like pans or bags it was funneh but no one is safe now.

    Surely his brain is broke or somethang....... and i defo dont want me cat gettun pregnant off him
     
  5. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    i fixed some pussy just a little bit ago. real good.. :D there isnt enough smilies to express my happiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
    111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!11111111111 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    every dog needs to have his day

    let them be who they are and stop discriminating :mad:





    besides...having a catdog would be awesome


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  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Whack him with a possum.
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Old joke:

    This guy buys a Doberman puppy. He raises him until he's about a year old. One morning the Dog bites the mailman. The guy apologizes. The next day the dog bites the milkman. The man decides he needs to get the dog put down. So he calls the vet and describes the situation. The vet reassures the man and tells him that he just needs to get the dog neutered. So the guy is walking his dog to the vet and he gets off the leash. The guy is chasing his dog down the street and the dog starts chewing up an old homeless man. The man get's his dog off the homeless dude. He apologizes and explains to the homeless man that he was on his way to get the dog neutered. The homeless man looks at him and say's, "You should get his teeth yanked because I could tell from a block and a half away he wasn't running down here to fuck me."

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  9. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    just hold the cat down for him and get it over with
     

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