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  1. mckarkies

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    almost everyline from that christwire site is quotable. "You can’t have a raping and pillaging festival without pirates and this festival is full of sugar plummed fairy butt pirates in search of untouched, plump male booty."
    "It is black talk for “a really good time” and we all know what “a really good time” means to hipper hopped stars. It usually involves cracked coke canes, murder and white $3 French prostitutes."
     
  2. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    hahaha yeah no kidding..how much time and brain power do they put into these descriptions?..they must hold meetings to create a plethora venn and brainstorming diagrams or something.cant take 99% of it seriously.
     
  3. ChronicTom

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    They hand out cracked coke cane at the meetings...
     
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  5. Asmodean

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    One ounce of stephen stills please!
     
  6. KevinH

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    Christwire is a joke website. It's all satire.

    But you would be amazed how many times their articles are pick up by religious groups as facts. They had a similar article about The Coachella Festival that was picked up my national news.

    They write their stuff in a serious way-but it is sarcasm. So many people have problems figuring it out-

    Some of their stuff is real funny. Check it out-

    " How to Spot a Masturbator-

    Masturbation is a serious issue facing families today but most parents are just too embarrassed to talk about it with their teens. Heed Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” If the sins of lust, covetousness, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, teen masturbation is a small offense that can be dealt with in the privacy of your own home. But when this self-indulgent practice becomes an addiction, it poses genuine health and spiritual risks, and also threatens workplace safety and the overall productivity of our economy."
     
  7. PurpByThePound

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    ask your lawyer to submit a motion of particulars - make the prosecuting attorney present the entire case they have against you.

    suppress evidence - ask for evidence to be brought in etc etc - if they dont have your hash oil, they cant prove that you ever did
     
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    haha this is all i had to hear
     
  9. ChronicTom

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    I'm not amazed, nor does it surprise me that a lot of people do have a hard time.

    I don't think there is one thing in there that most right wing christians (and their ilk) don't already beleive in their warp and twisted worlds...
     
  10. Asmodean

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnQt4oz2BjM"]YouTube - Giles, Giles & Fripp "Why Don't You Just Drop In (ii)"
     
  11. rollingalong

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    i fall harder for you every day



    bitch:)
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    ^^^What he said
     
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    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Mac and cheese with fried ham for dinner, then Steel Reserve for dessert:drool5:
     
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    sounds like your toilet is going to love you <3
     
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    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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  19. ChronicTom

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    I'm tired
     
  20. rollingalong

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    of waking up tired
     
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