If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? When Jewish people go to court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? When you are IN a movie are you ON a tv? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? What product was the first to appear in a UK TV commercial (in 1955)? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Can you cry under water? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
they could. gives em more permission to lie night vision goggles need light to work too, in very small amounts. you'd still see your reflection. like even in that same dark, someone would be able to see yourself with night goggles. mirrors arent like a machines that use fuel to work. my great aunt made burnt bread crumbs to sprinkle on scalloped potatoes once. she swore by it, but it was alright. maybe its like aromatherapy for some people. ... is that supposed to be thought provoking? haha why would they??? why couldn't you?
