A guy in the street felt my arse today

Anytime between the hours of 10am and 11am, just after the off licences open.

 

you cycled along Haymarket on a Saturday afternoon, my hat goes off to you!

 

It's a fucking nightmare that place and best avoided at any time of the day, but sometimes you just have to go there..

 

What is this Haymarket place like? Seems to have a reputation.

 

Hope you had your helmet on!

 

It's a train station in edinburgh, one before Princes Street. It's just a complete headache negotiating the traffic and the one-way system.. and drunken footballs fans on a saturday afternoon as it is en route to a local football ground (Hearts I think)

And no helmets! I never wear a helmet. I just cycling extra carefully and watch all the other cars around me like a hawk.

 

You know I haven't lived in Scotland for a while but I remember when Edinburgh council started putting in dedicated bus lanes. I thought, cool, perfect for the bike. Bus drivers, fucking kamikazi pilots!

 

Hmmm, it sounds like you may be suffering from some kind of malabsorbtion disorder. Was the stool bulky and particularly offensive smelling?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea

 

men are dogs! hold your head up mcleo