The cops drive around in civilian cars here

I was driving through a drive-through forbidden zone, unaware of my transgression.

Suddenly the black car behind me blinked, and I though "what does he want?". Then the sirens and lights went on. "Oh" I muttered to myself. I pulled over and a cop came to my window. He said "good day, out for a drive?", I confirmed that I was indeed driving. Then he told me what I had done, and I said "Oh sorry, officer, I must have missed the sign. I didn't meant to...".

Then he said questioningly "so you're saying you're a good person, then?". I was a little surprised that an officer would ask me such a deep philosophical question, but he is an officer of the law, and I respect the law, so I decided to give him an honest answer: "I would actually say I'm more of a neutral person". He raised an eyebrow "neutral? What do you mean?" and I said "well, sometimes I get good reps cuz I make some good posts, but other times people don't like what I say so they down rep me. Especially Elijah. He makes some bad posts then edit them to look good, and leave me to deal with the fallout. He's a bad person".

He officer stood around for a while, clearly thinking about my answer. Then he said "I'll leave you with a warning this time". He went back to his hidden cop car and followed me around till I got home.

Really nice guy.