How poor were you?

When I was a kid,we were so poor we couldn't afford toys,so my parents just cut the bottoms out of my pockets!

How poor were you?

 

LOL, now that's funny, no matter who ya are.:2thumbsup:

 

When I was a kid, we were so poor we'd go to KFC just to lick other people's fingers.

 

So poor and my clothes were so raggedy, I hummed when I walked fast.

 

I had dinky cars and whatnot as a kid. But 95% of my time was spent playing with sticks, rocks, and climbing trees, running around down by our creek, etc. We were somewhat poor. But when you live in the country you don't seem to be bothered by it as much/notice it as much.

 

We were so poor, burglars used to bring us stuff.

 

Good one.

 

during the summer we would cook our eggs in the street

 

I was so poor, I couldn't afford to pay attention.

 

I was so poor, I used to make jokes at the expense of others.

 

i was so poor, my best friend and i got in an epic fight over a scrap piece of lumber.

 

We were so poor, the only thing we saw on the kitchen table was elbows.....;-D

 

We were so poor my parents couldn't afford to give me a middle name.

 

so poor we had to mow the lawn with our teeth

 

I used to go snow sliding with pieces of cardboard ...unless I was able to steal a garbage bag from somewhere

 

We were so poor....

wait... what is with the WERE shit???

 

lol

 

You made jokes?

Eeeh,you were lucky!

We were so poor we couldn't afford the words to make jokes,so we had to make do with 2nd-hand ones.

 

We were so poor we thought shoes were a fairy tale.

 

We were so poor that in the summer when our well would start to dry up we had to take showers under the hose in the side yard instead of taking baths.