Time to Fuck Like Rabbits, Folks!

that can be remedied

 

I wonder what the hypochristians are saying to themselves this morning.


"Okay...but in 2019, it's definitely happening May 21st."

 

I think the rabbits in my back garden have been fucking like rabbits, keep seeing little ones running around. And the local Moggy has been stalking them too. It's like the animals of farthing wood in my garden.

 

nope..i didnt get any

 

Bah

I'll fuck when I wanna. I'm a rebel that way.

 

for sex machines like you, the current astrological configuration will mean three days of celibacy. after that, you can go back to pounding the poon-tang till the sun comes up

 

Damnit--I fucked for nothin'.

 

I was too drunk to fuck on Saturday and too hungover yesterday...guess I'm gunna have to do it today!

 

:High Five: Shame Leo's aren't having as much luck as Taurus! And we're a fire sign :Hangs head in shame: Need someone to come over and light my fire! Get the spark going!

 

send me some pics and directions

I'll cover the gas to get over there

Taurus btw

 

I fuxked a lot, but not with anyone I know..

 

Yeah, right now squirrels are just tail bait.

 

I certainly missed out

 

Im not sure if its relevant. Feeling more sexual energy than usual. Im am more active in warmer weather and cant keep my clothes on/ arent we all? and Ive been a bit more promiscuous last week or so.

I may tease, but I dont bait..

 

I don’t know skip they seem to be doing a pretty good job on their own :toetap05:

Every time I look outside there’s another one hanging out in the grass






Hotwater

 

But are you, "master of your domain"?

Start eating the little buggers. Nothing beats fresh rabbit

 

thats a cute bunny picture..

 

leave the bunnies alone! bunnies got possy!