Who is everyone?

sweet... well nice to meet you, trouble. are you a prankster? what's your specialty?

you're indeed absolutely nuts, but a well travelled nutjob at that. Sum up Cambodia in 1 word! and where in sudamerica you going? sooo cool.

I'm okay. Gonna be a lame summer bc I have to study (clearly procrastinating). Nah, not foxy. Just having more fun than I should. raawr.

Unwelcome advances? Yeah, i don't remember.

&Fair enough, maybe i just had a dirty mind and put the two together. sowwy. There is a special allure to happy feet and humpy llamas as opposed to the vulval canyon, I suppose.

pleasure to meet you, stacey! Who are your fave disney prince and princess?

hey dude... it's been a while! how are you? entertain me! i dont like being a stranger, i wanna know everyone!

Ah... sup donkey?


And thanks! They're half pakistani half white and a whhhooole lot of trouble.

Here's my other nephew of the same mix. Love <3

Cute! Is that the significant other with you? I love the word crimson btw. do you have any talents?

 

I'm pretty awful at life except when I'm being awesome at it. That's really all there is to know...

 

I wish, that is Xavier Rudd, amazing musician. My talents are making beautiful babies and I sew, mostly hand embroidery.

This is a pic of my 3 daughters.

 

i know, they were actually welcome. i just said that to protect you.

 

was gonna +1, but I need to spread the love... what did I rep YOU for anyway. lolz

Me, oh I'm a boring nerd irl and I I have been painting HF with obscenity of late (this will likely pass)

I can make a hobby of basic math and newtonian physics (ya, homework) so I get a little side-cash tutoring.

Basically I'm not very cool

peas,
Shrub

 

it was a post about a raging morning bone

 

In my youth, I usurped the title of resident pimp from Lode, who had previously usurped it from Booshnoogs who had usurped it from I don't know who. Since then, due to my harsh methods and the effects of aging, my hoes have mutinied and I have fallen into disgrace and disrepute; the real men in the forums have fallen victim to marriage and sensitivity, Lode has chosen the path of alcoholic quietism, and feminism's run rampant in the forums.

I certainly see no one out there taming the bitches...

 

:smilielol5:

figures

did I comment?

 

No. Sorry if I mislead you, what I meant was that I'm taking your trousers and making myself a dress.

:2thumbsup:

 

that was a fun play with words.

aww wow they are three beautiful little girls... thats quite the talent! Idk who Xavier Rudd is but he's cute! Awesome that you met him!

PS You look so young, yet with three daughters? (if I may ask)

protect me from what? stop speaking in riddles, pantyman.

hehe you sound nerdy, but that's cool in my books. :afro:

Cherea, ah I missed you. I never ever know what you're talking about.

No I meant what I said... complement... not compliment. I.e. you wanna look like me by joining the holographic club? Good taste haha.

Honestly, I got the username idea from Spongebob. Ironically, I kinda dislike the show.

 

I will not be complementing you since you will no longer have the holographic trousers. I will be making them my property and transforming them into a dress. There is no holographic club. I am the hologram.

There will be no further communication between us. I can't allow myself to speak to someone who dislikes Spongebob, it is obvious we exist in two different planes and we should keep it that way.

Thanks for the trousers.

 

Hey, baby!? :afro:

 

born and raised on Mt.Everest, I enjoy recieving oral sex, Oreos, challenging myself through wall-sits, touching mucusy objects, frowning, gold, bargain shopping, collecting door knobs and cheap shaving cream. I have two flying cars, two flying dogs, and a witch hat that doubles as a traffic cone. I spend my weekends at tupperware parties with my beautiful wife Paul Rieser from the sitcom Mad About You.

 

Ill be 26 in August.

 

I think the real question here is who isn't everyone?

I am definitely not a fat man that lives at McDonalds.

 

you said "nice ;-)"

 

it's not a riddle, i just thought it would be nice not to come on here and announce publicly "hey everyone, the last time holographic trousers was here she sent me multiple love poems and tasteful nudes."

 

I'm an old hippie and a village elder, I raise good sons (7), I climb small mountains, explore big jungles, enjoy strange ceremonies, and shrink heads for a living. I like dogs, cats, ice cream and fast cars.

 

perhaps you're confusing me with another pair of pants.
i have no nudes in circulation. :sunny:

Sup? Tell me something random about you.

YAY! This was what I was hoping people would respond with. You're definitely living the dream, adventurous and with a family. :2thumbsup:

 

Hello Trousers. I remember seeing your nickname around here in the past, but that's all I remember. Congrats on your graduation