phish jokes

Discussion in 'Grateful Dead and Phish' started by Terrapin Flyer, Nov 24, 2005.

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  1. HippyLove

    HippyLove Visitor

    this isn't really a joke but it was funny- at Thanksgiving someone asked me if I named my son (Trey) after Trey from Phish and my aunt turned around and said "There is a fish called trey?" I laughed my ass off
     
    HippyLove, Dec 1, 2005
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  3. SaintStephen

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    How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two, one to twist it and one to light it.

    Where do you hide things from deadheads?
    Under the soap.

    How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you?
    They're still there.

    Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance?
    To keep the music out of their eyes.

    Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by cannibals one day. Before they are about to be cooked for dinner they are granted one final wish. Jerry says "hand me my old guitar and let me play Dark Star one last time..." Eric says "please kill me before he starts".

    Why do they call it a "roach clip"?
    Because "pot holder" was already taken.

    How do you keep a deadhead in suspense?
     
    SaintStephen, Dec 1, 2005
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  5. mimosa

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    How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you?
    They're still there.

    those are great (this one quoted from experience too) but way funny.....
     
    mimosa, Dec 1, 2005
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  7. the_dude

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    bunch of funny ones!
     
    the_dude, Dec 2, 2005
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  9. phantastick

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    lol
     
    phantastick, Dec 5, 2005
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  11. Bassist

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    You are my new master....
     
    Bassist, Dec 5, 2005
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  13. scents&subtlesou

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    can we all agree DARK STAR, kicks the shit out of anything Eric Clapton did?
     
    scents&subtlesou, Dec 7, 2005
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  15. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    yes, but this is about laughing at ourselves!

    A fried dressed up in a fairy wing fou-fou outfit , slathered glitter head to toe and came out to a Kimock show. We all looked at her and she said, know what I wam? A cheesehead!
     
    drumminmama, Dec 7, 2005
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  17. scents&subtlesou

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    oh i totally thought the joke was funny as hell....but had to aee if i was the only who thought DARK STAR is the shit...
     
    scents&subtlesou, Dec 7, 2005
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  19. Bassist

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    oh, hell yes...[​IMG]
     
    Bassist, Dec 7, 2005
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  21. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I was actually amused by the jerry garcia/eric clapton joke. dark star is a bit excessive and boring.
     
    madcrappie, Dec 7, 2005
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  23. deadhead123654

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    even being a deadhead dark star can get old... really good ones i dont mind, buts its not even that good of a jam in my opinion, and normally strung out way to long
     
    deadhead123654, Dec 7, 2005
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  25. scents&subtlesou

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    deadhead123654 you just like to disagree with me....
     
    scents&subtlesou, Dec 8, 2005
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  27. phanofphunksnarf

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    Why don't wooks get together?...



    because we can't find eachother, where 's my cell phone?:cheers2:
     
    phanofphunksnarf, Sep 29, 2009
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  31. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    How do you get a tourhead off your porch?


    pay for the pizza.
     
    drumminmama, Sep 29, 2009
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  33. gonephishin77

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    these are hilarous!
     
    gonephishin77, Oct 12, 2009
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  35. chime

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    What did the Phish kids say when the drugs ran out? "This music sux!". What did the Deadheads say when the drugs ran out? Deadheads' drugs don't run out silly! Duh!
     
    chime, May 27, 2011
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  37. Dragonchaser

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    Awesome one, chime!
     
    Dragonchaser, Nov 22, 2011
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