How would you eat the poster above you?

Assuming you HAD to, assuming that you wouldn't really want to, but your life depended upon it, say you were out in the desert starving with the above poster, and you had no food and they died, or you are fighting the Zulus in Africa and they capture you and the above poster and they kill him/her and you have to eat them or they will eat you alive from the feet up.

how would you choose to eat them?

Would you enjoy eating them?

Raw or cooked, spicy? With a side garnish of salad or boiled vegetables? What drink would you choose and would you go for a dessert afterward? You are allowed a tasty sweet to take the taste away and stop you barfing. What dessert would you choose?

 

I Would Cook Mc L.G In A Big Pot With Two Stones In It, When The Stones Were

Cooked, Tis Possible Tough Old Mc Would Be Too....



Cheers Glen.

 

Slowly simmered with delicate spices until just tender

 

And Washed Down With A Fine Australian Wine...



Cheers Glen.

 

Don't expect to get high off my meat these days. Best not to eat my lungs either I'd say.

 

But, if it was a life or death situation I would just tear chunks off any old how

 

I Would Refer To My Cookbook, Chapter 10, How To Cook An "Old Boiler"...



Cheers Glen.

 

Ohhhhh, it's a fine line...........

 

probably with some poppyseed dressing and strawberries.

 

I would perform Sangara on them, the manuever of superior coition in the Kama Sutra which means "to devour"

 

i'd probably just go raw and eat them au naturel (sp)

 

Tongue lashing first, to get her all moist, then raw.......;-D

 

You're totally right. I'd cunninglingus my way out of it by pretending to eat her from the fanny in, but I'd pretend to take a long time chewing by sticking my tonguew up her fallopian. I'd do this for as long it would take me to pass out, and then hopefully I would get a pardon from the tribe master.

 

with a flask of Scotch whiskey

 

My brains are already soaked in booze, no need for any additional whisky.

 

Just the one, as far as I am aware..

 

With lemon juice. :]
i like things a little tart.

 

With a rum n coke and a lil toke.....;-D

 

Fried in cannabudder with mushrooms.

I'd introduce those tribesman to psychedelic cannibalism.