The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

I save my toenail clippings so i know i can collect something

 

I just pooped a big pile in an even bigger envelope and mailed it to sarah palin.....;-D

 

i just started my car with pure dust. weeeeee

 

I just drank a gallon of kerosene, now its time for a quick smok........poof.....;-D

 

cig's are actually a lead in surving death.

 

Babylon is sooo un-irie. IMO.

 

I have huge titties....;-D

 

I am the walrus

 

I am worried about ^ the above posters sanity.....;-/

 

When farmout writes, 'high on a hill in our log cabin' he really means, 'high...in our log cabin up on a hill'.

 

i'm moving to California to persue my dream as a personal escort.

 

I have the strangest desire go out and chop down some trees.....;-D

 

I hate lighthouses.

 

Everything in this thread has been true. Except the title.

 

The above poster ^ isn't all he is qwacked up to be......;-D

 

Oj didn't do it.

 

tequila will not make you drunk when consumed in mass quantities....;-)

 

I'm sittin' here nude because all my clothes are dirty and I'm to lazy to wash them...

 

She's lying! She must just be nude for the hell of it!

I am an experimental AI computer program made by CMU.

 

I crave nothing more than the meat of the aye-aye.