Things that are supposed to be sexy that really aren't.

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Duck, May 20, 2011.

  1. GLENGLEN

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    FIXED....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    A clean shaven pussy and armpits is a real turn-off for me.
     
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  4. GLENGLEN

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    Bitchyness...:(



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    That's a great one, can't believe I forgot it.
     
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    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    You did it?
     
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    I like the name Betty better than Vic. I'll have to watch my shoes tonight.:sunny:
     
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    Things that are supposed to be sexy but aren't....

    High heels that come off when the action starts. Leave the damn things on (boots even better!) and who cares if the linen gets perforated?

    Fucking in 'porn movie positions' that no-one really enjoys.

    Sex on the beach. As an ex of mine once said, "Do I LOOK like a cement mixer??"

    Sex in aircraft toilets. Seriously, they smell and are tiny. You wanna join the mile high club, charter a plane and have the pilot film it with a Certificate of Authenticity.
     
  9. Duck

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    Great ones!
     
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    Agree with much of what you've got on the list, but top for me would definitely be makeup. Hate it. It doesn't make you look better, it tastes god awful and it looks horrible when it starts falling apart. Why the fuck do it?
     
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    bleached-blond hair
    hairless vulvae
    short pencil skirt
    thong underwear (just go commando)
    pierced belly button

    and teetotalism

    Agreed about heels coming off. If you have to take stockings off (oh, add stockings to my list), put the heels back on. Especially if they're hooker ankle strap type.:drool5:
     
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    Those shoulder pads that women used to wear in the 80's.
     
  14. sunfighter

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    Piercings, high heels, and excess eye makeup are turnoffs for me.
     
  15. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    QFT :2thumbsup:
     
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    in guys I'm not a fan of hair. Its weird hearing girls/guys talk about how sexy their man's harry chest or etc...nope that's just a turn off for me. a little is ok but not a lot
     
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    Spoken For Truth...:2thumbsup:...If I Want To Date A Gorilla I'll Visit The Zoo...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    As far as guys, I happen to love muscles, a big cock and a little bit of cockiness/macho behavior (not much though).
     
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    Makeup, especially when girls have layer upon layer of foundation it just looks disgusting, i hate the look of mascara aswell. Fake tan, do those orange girls really think they are sexy? Perfume, pouting and not enough body fat.
     

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