Things that are supposed to be sexy but aren't.... High heels that come off when the action starts. Leave the damn things on (boots even better!) and who cares if the linen gets perforated? Fucking in 'porn movie positions' that no-one really enjoys. Sex on the beach. As an ex of mine once said, "Do I LOOK like a cement mixer??" Sex in aircraft toilets. Seriously, they smell and are tiny. You wanna join the mile high club, charter a plane and have the pilot film it with a Certificate of Authenticity.
Agree with much of what you've got on the list, but top for me would definitely be makeup. Hate it. It doesn't make you look better, it tastes god awful and it looks horrible when it starts falling apart. Why the fuck do it?
bleached-blond hair hairless vulvae short pencil skirt thong underwear (just go commando) pierced belly button and teetotalism Agreed about heels coming off. If you have to take stockings off (oh, add stockings to my list), put the heels back on. Especially if they're hooker ankle strap type.:drool5:
in guys I'm not a fan of hair. Its weird hearing girls/guys talk about how sexy their man's harry chest or etc...nope that's just a turn off for me. a little is ok but not a lot
As far as guys, I happen to love muscles, a big cock and a little bit of cockiness/macho behavior (not much though).
Makeup, especially when girls have layer upon layer of foundation it just looks disgusting, i hate the look of mascara aswell. Fake tan, do those orange girls really think they are sexy? Perfume, pouting and not enough body fat.