Your pick up line is?...

That isn't my arm you are stroking...

 

Ummm,Mr 7point65....while you're busy cutting up somebody's crusty shreddies with a Chinese knife in the February frost.........don't you ever stop to think "Chuck Norris would'a whupped his ass with a quarter-second roundhouse kick".....which would save time and keep your girl warm?


Just askin',like.

 

Ha! sorry..my bad

Hm the first time i saw you, i felt like we had this amazing connection...

hehe

 

Nobody said you had to stop stroking it.

 

S'cuse me while I whip this out.........;-D

 

Lol! :blush5:

 

If I told you, you have an amazing body, would you hold that against me?

 

^*steal*

just added using that line to my bucket list

 

No that isn't a cucumber, I just glad to see you!

 

hehe

:2thumbsup:

 

"I've lost my 'phone number-can I borrow yours?"

 

Hi my names broony, im unemployed and i live with my parents

 

I think I have fell into love again.

 

Your friends don't have to know.

 

"If you play your cards right, I could be the Ace in your hole!"

 

Double Face Plant....



Cheers Glen.

 

Worked for George Costanza.

 

Can I put my jewels in your crown?

 

Once, I dropped a sugar packet on the floor in front of a boy, and then told him he dropped his name tag. The look of surprise, horror, confusion and then, dare I say , lust? on his face was priceless.

Oh, also I have asked a guy "Do you have any raisins?" He replied no, and then I said, "Well how about a date?" He didn't get it, but I thought it was funny. Cheesy pick up lines FTW!

 

I Like Your Style...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.