Jesus VS Batman

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  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Duck, Jun 6, 2011
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  3. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    haha best thread title i ever seen
     
    FreshDacre, Jun 6, 2011
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  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    batman ftw
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jun 6, 2011
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  7. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    I wish I had the time I took to read that back... I really do...

    however... seems I DID take the time out to do it...

    I agree with Ronald...

    Batman would beat Jesus hands down.
     
    ChronicTom, Jun 6, 2011
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  9. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    not
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    Monkey Boy, Jun 6, 2011
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  11. Giant

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    Ah, but what if Bruce Wayne is the second coming of Christ?


    Eh, eh?

    Eh?
     
    Giant, Jun 6, 2011
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  13. lode

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    I think I'd give it to Jesus actually. Don't get me wrong, Batmans way cooler, and would tear up Jesus the first 10,000 times. But after like the 10,001 resurrection, batman would be too exhausted from Jesus killings to fight, and Jesus would end the caped crusader.

    It would go something like Batman beats superman, Jesus beats batman, and SquirrelGirl defeats Jesus.
     
    lode, Jun 6, 2011
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  15. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    if anyone would like to attend my bat lair for worship you're more than free to come, thursdays at 8:30pm sharp, just open a manhole and go down the sewer til you find it.
    bring the whole family, stone anyone else who disobeys. Robin will be doing the baptisms, but careful not to leave him alone with your son for too long.
    c ya there.
     
    boguskyle, Jun 6, 2011
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  17. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    pfft, yeah right Brucey

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    def zeppelin, Jun 6, 2011
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  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    thread title reminds me of jason bateman, who would obviously beat both of them in a fistfight.

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    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 6, 2011
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